aussiew Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 If this is the 46 year old I might wonder if his clock is ticking...Big Ben works like clockwork. So I don't think that's it. However, he's a widower, and his wife has only been gone for 15 months. He says he misses being married. Thanks Lime Green Couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 He says he misses being married. 213825[/snapback] Danger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Danger! 213838[/snapback] Zactly. He misses the companionship and everything else that is good about marriage. I would worry about the rebound effect. Good thing aussie is smart enough to figure all this out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young > > mothers and their small children. > > > > "You all have obsessions," he observed. > > > > To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. > > You've even named your daughter Candy." > > > > He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again > > it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." > > > > He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too > > manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." > > > > At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy > > by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving." > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young> > mothers and their small children. > > > > "You all have obsessions," he observed. > > > > To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. > > You've even named your daughter Candy." > > > > He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again > > it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." > > > > He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too > > manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." > > > > At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy > > by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving." > > 213917[/snapback] kitty Galore from the James Bond movie must have had a lesbian for a mom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted January 21, 2005 Author Share Posted January 21, 2005 Or a father who couldn't get enough OH, never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 this thread still going...if so, i got another story from last night as to why i onyl got like 3 hrs of sleep and got to work over 2 hrs late...again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderweb Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 what is sexy ??women in a see through night gown ? a girl with a thong at the pool ? a low cut top ? 212123[/snapback] OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 this thread still going...if so, i got another story from last night as to why i onyl got like 3 hrs of sleep and got to work over 2 hrs late...again... Careful...you keep this up and that girl is going to get a wedding ring out of you. The good thing is..... after the wedding you'll finally get some sleep and will start getting to work on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 this thread still going...if so, i got another story from last night as to why i onyl got like 3 hrs of sleep and got to work over 2 hrs late...again... 213993[/snapback] Do tell cap'n do tell! Don't buy what aussie is selling either. I once knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who still had frequent sex after marriage. There is hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 well, she went out partyin with some friends, so since i had to work today and she had no class, she was out late and i was asleep by 1230...i get a call at 3am from her telling me to unlock my front door...and its her...(keep in mind my house is 1/2 hr away from campus)...she decided that after a night of partying, she needed to come down and see me, still in all her club wear...needless to say, it was 630 before we got to sleep...which makes it 3 nights in a row now i have gotten less than 5 hrs of sleep...and shes been over all 3 nights...coincidence?...i tihnk not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Careful...you keep this up and that girl is going to get a wedding ring out of you. The good thing is..... after the wedding you'll finally get some sleep and will start getting to work on time. 214181[/snapback] That's damn funny, Gidge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 get any sleep this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 I didn't get much sleep - I'm still single. Word on the street is that Ramius had a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Scientist have just concluded a 10 year study and have been able to pinpoint the one thing that reduces a woman’s sex drive by 90% ---- wedding cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 Scientist have just concluded a 10 year study and have been able to pinpoint the one thing that reduces a woman’s sex drive by 90% ---- wedding cake 216408[/snapback] That's funny but sometime a little cake goes a long way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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