#89 Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 how much foreplay is to much ??? 212157[/snapback] Four days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After talking about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who's there?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice breasts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beerball Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spidey Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off! 212221[/snapback] #89 I hope this is satisfying your desire for a sew thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 SEW? SO what? I just think sometimes you all are funny when talking about sex, relationships, the ideal girl etc. The jokes are a nice bonus. Oh, I have many sewing machines too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 SEW? SO what? I just think sometimes you all are funny when talking about sex, relationships, the ideal girl etc. The jokes are a nice bonus. Oh, I have many sewing machines too 212245[/snapback] are you all warm now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Oh Lime Green Couch - I need your help. I've been dating a nice man for only 8 weeks and he just sprung those three little words on me (I love you). What should I do? I'm not on the same page (yet) but there is potential in the future. How long will he stay interested if I don't say those words right back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 Oh Lime Green Couch - I need your help. I've been dating a nice man for only 8 weeks and he just sprung those three little words on me (I love you). What should I do? I'm not on the same page (yet) but there is potential in the future. How long will he stay interested if I don't say those words right back? 212261[/snapback] I have the same thing going on. And he seriously does love me but I do NOT WANT a serious love in my life. I never want to get married again. My marriage was wonderful but I want to remain the same name as I have. I have stopped dating other men but not writing and talking to them. OOPS I guess that menas I'm a little serious too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 SEW? SO what? I just think sometimes you all are funny when talking about sex, relationships, the ideal girl etc. The jokes are a nice bonus. Oh, I have many sewing machines too 212245[/snapback] sex, sewing whats the difference? Man I better check my spelling next time. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his material wealth. You've seen his progress. You've seen his wars." The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free; Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 I have the same thing going on. And he seriously does love me but I do NOT WANT a serious love in my life. I never want to get married again. My marriage was wonderful but I want to remain the same name as I have. I have stopped dating other men but not writing and talking to them. OOPS I guess that menas I'm a little serious too. 212267[/snapback] Serious is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Laugh. 212079[/snapback] Well, here we have sex , violence and lesbians - all in the same article! http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4016300 http://www.yorkshiretoday.co.uk/ViewArticl...rticleID=923301 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Oh Lime Green Couch - I need your help. I've been dating a nice man for only 8 weeks and he just sprung those three little words on me (I love you). What should I do? I'm not on the same page (yet) but there is potential in the future. How long will he stay interested if I don't say those words right back? 212261[/snapback] OK, one question for you before I answer. Have you had sex with the guy yet? None of my fuggin business you say? Oh contraire(sp?) mon ami! The couch never took French, but he sure can give it! OK, why I ask...if he hasn't gotten happy with you yet chances are he's saying ILU because he thinks it will speed things up. If you have had sex...then you don't have to ask why he's saying those 3 words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 I have the same thing going on. And he seriously does love me but I do NOT WANT a serious love in my life. I never want to get married again. My marriage was wonderful but I want to remain the same name as I have. I have stopped dating other men but not writing and talking to them. OOPS I guess that menas I'm a little serious too. 212267[/snapback] I have heard that there are people who have gotten married.....AND THEY HAVE NOT CHANGED THEIR NAME! He aint the right one, plain and simple. When he shows up you'll know it. How do I know this? Worked for you last time didn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 OK, one question for you before I answer. Have you had sex with the guy yet? None of my fuggin business you say? Oh contraire(sp?) mon ami! The couch never took French, but he sure can give it! OK, why I ask...if he hasn't gotten happy with you yet chances are he's saying ILU because he thinks it will speed things up. If you have had sex...then you don't have to ask why he's saying those 3 words. You mean he can't tell the difference between good sex and love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 You mean he can't tell the difference between good sex and love? 213695[/snapback] He does have a penis, right? Kind of makes your question rhetorical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 He does have a penis, right? Kind of makes your question rhetorical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 What should I do212261[/snapback] Get it in writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 You mean he can't tell the difference between good sex and love? 213695[/snapback] He loves the good sex. You come attached to the good sex(I assume)...ergo.... We guys can sometimes get confused when good sex is involved! (hell, I've never had bad sex) If he's a little eager he could have some self esteem issues. "Gawd, if I don't tell Gidge that I love her she may think I'm not interested." If this is the 46 year old I might wonder if his clock is ticking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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