3rdnlng Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 This? Too easy. A lawyer....decides that he is qualified to make medical diagnoses...based on what? Apparently? His "ability". And, what is the diagnosis he makes? Narcissism. :lol: Most ironic thing I've heard all week. (EDIT: well, it is only Monday) I suppose I'll head down to the hospital I'm working at, and start diagnosing people in the waiting room. I'll just ask them for writing samples: that's sure to do the trick! (Because, you know...writing samples. 10% chance you get this) Jesus. Once again..."look at me!" Of all the things you could have said here, how telling is it that your main motivation = other people's children? My, my, look how noble you are. I mean, you could have said lots of things...but nope: children. Such a phony. I can literally feel the phony, LAMP, "look how moral I am", oozing through this post. John humblebrag Adams. You're the guy that talks about how pleased you are that Fishtown is improving, aren't you? I didn't see this before I posted what I wrote above. Ya see? I don't really need to respond at all. All that matters is: My "work" is known, and has had the desired effect. Perhaps my favorite moment on PPP = John Adams: "you aren't going to turn this around on me". Oh yes. I am. I have. I did. I will again. 4 "I"s in a row! EDIT: Wait...what's the objective of this thread again? Or, wait what's my objective again? Booze is not your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Booze is not your friend. Sure it is. A thread like this is too...depressing?...to deal with sober, or take seriously when sober. Thus? I do the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PearlHowardman Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Q. Why did Muhammad curse the Christians and Jews when he was dying on his death bed? A. Because Muhammad always hated the Christians and Jews. Q. Why did Muhammad always hate the Christians and Jews? A. Because the Christians and Jews rejected Muhammad as an Abrahamic Prophet of God. Christians and Jews always knew that Muhammad was a false-Prophet and a liar! Q. Since Muhammad was a proven False-Prophet, is Islam a religion? A. No. Islam is NOT a religion. Islam is a Godless, apostate-murdering, violent, death cult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Q. Since Muhammad was a proven False-Prophet, is Islam a religion? A. No. Islam is NOT a religion. Islam is a Godless, apostate-murdering, violent, death cult! Tell that to the Incas. Oh, wait. You can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Q. Why did Muhammad curse the Christians and Jews when he was dying on his death bed? A. Because Muhammad always hated the Christians and Jews. I think I remember those curses gasp..... may the Jews be hated and persecuted wherever they go............gasp may the Christians have their most fervent supporters be simpletons and dunces, ignorant to science and history and lead by fat greedy hypocrites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Q. Why did Muhammad curse the Christians and Jews when he was dying on his death bed? A. Because Muhammad always hated the Christians and Jews. Q. Why did Muhammad always hate the Christians and Jews? A. Because the Christians and Jews rejected Muhammad as an Abrahamic Prophet of God. Christians and Jews always knew that Muhammad was a false-Prophet and a liar! Q. Since Muhammad was a proven False-Prophet, is Islam a religion? A. No. Islam is NOT a religion. Islam is a Godless, apostate-murdering, violent, death cult! Finally! Someone presenting some facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 This? Too easy. A lawyer....decides that he is qualified to make medical diagnoses...based on what? Apparently? His "ability". And, what is the diagnosis he makes? Narcissism. :lol: Most ironic thing I've heard all week. (EDIT: well, it is only Monday) I suppose I'll head down to the hospital I'm working at, and start diagnosing people in the waiting room. I'll just ask them for writing samples: that's sure to do the trick! (Because, you know...writing samples. 10% chance you get this) Jesus. Once again..."look at me!" Of all the things you could have said here, how telling is it that your main motivation = other people's children? My, my, look how noble you are. I mean, you could have said lots of things...but nope: children. Such a phony. I can literally feel the phony, LAMP, "look how moral I am", oozing through this post. John humblebrag Adams. You're the guy that talks about how pleased you are that Fishtown is improving, aren't you? I didn't see this before I posted what I wrote above. Ya see? I don't really need to respond at all. All that matters is: My "work" is known, and has had the desired effect. Perhaps my favorite moment on PPP = John Adams: "you aren't going to turn this around on me". Oh yes. I am. I have. I did. I will again. 4 "I"s in a row! EDIT: Wait...what's the objective of this thread again? Or, wait what's my objective again? Good puppet. Glad to know when I pull the strings, you still dance to the right tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PearlHowardman Posted January 17, 2014 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 Q. How did Muhammad die? A. Muhammad was poisoned by a Jewish woman slave in retaliation for Muhammad torturing and murdering (beheading) the Jews of Khaibar. It is suspected by some that the Jewish woman who poisoned Muhammad collaborated with Muhammad's wife Safiyah. Safiyah was also Jewish. She was one of the Khaibar survivors. Muhammad originally made her a slave then he married her against her will. There is also a theory that Muhammad was murdered by his child-wife, Aisha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Q. How did Muhammad die? A. Muhammad was poisoned by a Jewish woman slave in retaliation for Muhammad torturing and murdering (beheading) the Jews of Khaibar. It is suspected by some that the Jewish woman who poisoned Muhammad collaborated with Muhammad's wife Safiyah. Safiyah was also Jewish. She was one of the Khaibar survivors. Muhammad originally made her a slave then he married her against her will. There is also a theory that Muhammad was murdered by his child-wife, Aisha. Lies!! All lies!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PearlHowardman Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Post Summary From A Secular Point-Of-View: 1. Christians and Jews told Muhammad that he wasn't visited by the angel Gabriel in the Hira cave. 2. Christians and Jews rejected Muhammad as an Abrahamic Prophet of God. 3. Christians and Jews had at least 600 years experience in things like the angel Gabriel and who is/isn't a Prophet of God. Therefore: 1. Muhammad was never a Prophet of God. 2. Islam is not a religion. And: 1. Muhammad was a barbaric killer. 2. Islam is a Godless, apostate killing, death cult similar to Nazism and Communism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) Post Summary From A Secular Point-Of-View: 1. Christians and Jews told Muhammad that he wasn't visited by the angel Gabriel in the Hira cave. 2. Christians and Jews rejected Muhammad as an Abrahamic Prophet of God. 3. Christians and Jews had at least 600 years experience in things like the angel Gabriel and who is/isn't a Prophet of God. Therefore: let me see if I follow this correctly.... Christians and Jews told him, so.... Christians and Jews rejected his claim, because.... Christians and Jews had been in the worshiping God business longer, so they had more experience, making them experts on the subject. Therefore: that swarthy parvenu was obviously a hoax just out of curiosity, can you see a flaw in that logic? Edited January 19, 2014 by Azalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/18/world/africa/central-african-republic-violence/ The religion of peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Post Summary From A Secular Point-Of-View: 1. Christians and Jews told Muhammad that he wasn't visited by the angel Gabriel in the Hira cave. 2. Christians and Jews rejected Muhammad as an Abrahamic Prophet of God. 3. Christians and Jews had at least 600 years experience in things like the angel Gabriel and who is/isn't a Prophet of God. Therefore: 1. Muhammad was never a Prophet of God. 2. Islam is not a religion. And: 1. Muhammad was a barbaric killer. 2. Islam is a Godless, apostate killing, death cult similar to Nazism and Communism. "Secular"... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PearlHowardman Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 Would a Prophet of God have slaves and behead people? No! Was Muhammad a barbaric, slave owning, evil pig? Yes! Is Islam a religion. NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I think this line of attention-seeking stupidity has officially run its course. It's getting repetitive now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Would a Prophet of God have slaves and behead people? No! Was Muhammad a barbaric, slave owning, evil pig? Yes! Is Islam a religion. NO! Every time I read your name in a post in this thread your user name makes me think of Daniel pearl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Would a Prophet of God have slaves and behead people? No! Was Muhammad a barbaric, slave owning, evil pig? Yes! Is Islam a religion. NO! I guess you never heard about Bilal ibn Raban al-Habashi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Would a Prophet of God have slaves and behead people? No! Was Muhammad a barbaric, slave owning, evil pig? Yes! Is Islam a religion. NO! Would a prophet of God sacrifice his son to God? Or kill a man and eat him (Elisha)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Post Summary From A Secular Point-Of-View: 1. Christians and Jews told Muhammad that he wasn't visited by the angel Gabriel in the Hira cave. 2. Christians and Jews rejected Muhammad as an Abrahamic Prophet of God. 3. Christians and Jews had at least 600 years experience in things like the angel Gabriel and who is/isn't a Prophet of God. Therefore: 1. Muhammad was never a Prophet of God. 2. Islam is not a religion. And: 1. Muhammad was a barbaric killer. 2. Islam is a Godless, apostate killing, death cult similar to Nazism and Communism. Didn't Jews also reject the idea that Jesus was a true prophet of God? Its nice that they could put aside that minor technicality and find some common ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I'm absolutely in love with the idea that God only shows himself to members of the Seven Tribes, and anyone outside of those Seven Tribes cannot know God, therefore: NAZIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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