Dumb names

[4merper4mer]

First off I don't think we should draft a QB high because:

 

A: Manuel did show flashes, especially late in games. He may have been coddled by an inept coach and gained limited experience as a result, but that is not his fault.

B: We stumbled our way into a pretty decent viable backup QB in Lewis IMO.

C: Tuel is what should be expected of a 3. He got rushed into action this year and look very raw, but geez.

 

I understand that some people will disagree with the above but:

 

I can promise you that any team drafting Blake Bortles this year anywhere before the 4th round will end up as a laughingstock. I know a certain QB evangelist with a bad track record is about to go on a mission, but I can tell Bortles will fail. Why? Blake Bortles. Seriously? That might be a dumber name than Ryan Talleywhacker or Blaine Gabbert. Worse than Blaine! Think about that.

 

There is no way this guy succeeds with half of the locker room chuckling every time someone says his name. I know they can't help the Bortles part, but his parents should have been arrested when the ink on the birth certificate was still wet. I get that they named him after the judge's putter from Caddyshack, but he is a person, not a running joke. Like Blaine, it is amazing he got this far but no way does he make it in the NFL.

[Billadelphia]

Plus who wants to buy a jersey with 'Bortles' written on the back of it?

[apuszczalowski]

I think the Texans can show their fans they care by drafting Carr 1st overall........

[sodbuster]

Is there anybody named "Tank" in this years draft? We should look into that.

[4merper4mer]

Is there anybody named "Tank" in this years draft? We should look into that.

 

Does Clay Matthews have any brothers not named Casey worth a 4th rounder?

[DC Tom]

Maybe we can pick up Jay Clocker in the offseason.

[4merper4mer]

Maybe we can pick up Jay Clocker in the offseason.

 

I don't think that guy ever made it in the pros. I remember listening to that radio show and they really thought he'd be good.

[buffaloboyinATL]

We would then need to draft a RB named James. Let the Bortles and James era begin!

[DC Tom]

I don't think that guy ever made it in the pros. I remember listening to that radio show and they really thought he'd be good.

 

Then he's a perfect fit. We specialize in QBs that never make it in the pros.

[BringBackFergy]

Teddy Bridgewater...pfffff.....sounds like a stuffed animal that helps kids cross the river of dreams into the land of lollipops and sunshine. No thanks.

[thewildrabbit]

JP Losman, was his fate sealed before he ever took the field?

 

Ha'Sean "haha" Clinton-Dix, is that as good a Elvis "toast" Patterson?

[OP Class75]

If you last name was spelled S-U-C-C-O-P, Would you pronounce it "Suck Up??????" Seriously????

[Nanker]

Even Green Bay never picked up Jamaal Fudge.

[BUFFALOKIE]

We would then need to draft a RB named James. Let the Bortles and James era begin!

 

Almost spit beer outta my nose on that one! Hehehe. Blake Bottles is not worse than. Guy Whimper though.

 

Man I wish the rooster Blockers (Wang, Levitre, Wood) had made a stronger unit. Talk about epic names...

 

 

 

[Dibs]

Eugene Cyril.

 

Only seriously mean parents would name a kid that.

[San Jose Bills Fan]

Teddy Bridgewater...pfffff.....sounds like a stuffed animal that helps kids cross the river of dreams into the land of lollipops and sunshine. No thanks.

 

Yeah, wasn't that the name of the kid in "Where the Wild Things Are?"

 

Almost spit beer outta my nose on that one! Hehehe. Blake Bottles is not worse than Guy Whimper though.

 

At least his parents knew he had a wimpy last name and tried to counterbalance that with the first name "Guy."

 

Probably the other finalist for Whimper's first name was "Buck."

[stuvian]

let's draft this guy. He could be a success

 

http://espn.go.com/college-football/player/_/id/480550/david-fales

[stuckinny]

we have 2 Woods and a Johnson, seems only fitting we need a Whore