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exactly...i found it got much easier when i cut the chick out of the equation....

 

Whats so complicated about a bottle of lotion? I don't get it.

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Does anyone else think that this is a really baaaaaaadddd idea for a full length film? It was a bad enough episode of the Big Bang Theory....

 

It will be hard but if they can pull it off it will be a stroke of genius.

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or even a jar of mayonnaise for that matter.

Yeah, but the mayonnaise can be a hassle. When you get done then have to scoop it all back in to the jar, it's messy.
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Yeah, but the mayonnaise can be a hassle. When you get done then have to scoop it all back in to the jar, it's messy.

 

That may well be one of the most disgusting mental images ever formed in my sick mind.

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You know, there is another thing I do not understand about sex. When you first meet someone isn't it pretty much a 50/50 chance? It's either yes or no. Those are very good odds, so why does everyone get hung up on no? If you keep asking eventually your odds say that she'll say "yes."

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You know, there is another thing I do not understand about sex. When you first meet someone isn't it pretty much a 50/50 chance? It's either yes or no. Those are very good odds, so why does everyone get hung up on no? If you keep asking eventually your odds say that she'll say "yes."

 

So "No" is "Yes."

 

Hmmm...

 

Just don't call me when you get out of the pen after serving 10-15.

 

:nana:

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