Beerball Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 of shooting Santa in the ass. http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/24/us/santa-pellet-shooting-dc/
boyst Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 In the story it says the victims identity is not yet known... But, they said it was Santa?
Azalin Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 witnesses report hearing a distant cry of 'get out of the street, you Wednesday' before Santa clutched at his back and fell to his knees.
DC Tom Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 The coverage of it here was great. The radio went to great lengths to explain that it was a deputy Santa - a stand-in, because the real Santa was tracked by Norad over Australia (he stopped for a break in Perth, to give the reindeer a break and have a fruity umbrella drink on the beach. But only one, because he's driving.) Yes, that was the actual radio report.
Azalin Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 The coverage of it here was great. The radio went to great lengths to explain that it was a deputy Santa - a stand-in, because the real Santa was tracked by Norad over Australia (he stopped for a break in Perth, to give the reindeer a break and have a fruity umbrella drink on the beach. But only one, because he's driving.) Yes, that was the actual radio report. that is a great story, but it doesn't explain why you blasted that poor deputy Santa in his jolly red backside.
DC Tom Posted December 25, 2013 Posted December 25, 2013 that is a great story, but it doesn't explain why you blasted that poor deputy Santa in his jolly red backside. I thought he was a grizzly bear.
BuffaloBill Posted December 25, 2013 Posted December 25, 2013 I thought he was a grizzly bear. You clearly made the naughty list this year.
Azalin Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 I thought he was a grizzly bear. I'm going to have to remember that one next time my neighbors come home drunk and arguing at 4 o'clock in the morning.
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