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Duct tape and WD-40 are the only tools you need. If it moves, and it shouldn't: duct tape it. If it does not move and it should: WD-40.

 

If that doesn't work, use a REALLY big hammer. :P

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My prediction:

 

Some bar in MA or somewhere puts WD-40 on the countertops in the bathroom. Some idiot cuts his coke there, it gets all gummed up, so instead of snorting it, the clown eats the coke/WD-40 mixture, get seriously ill and sues the bar. And wins.

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My prediction:

 

Some bar in MA or somewhere puts WD-40 on the countertops in the bathroom.  Some idiot cuts his coke there, it gets all gummed up, so instead of snorting it, the clown eats the coke/WD-40 mixture, get seriously ill and sues the bar.  And wins.

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Then he will sue the makers of WD-40, for not putting a warning label on their can stating: "Do not injest with cocaine."

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Then he will sue the makers of WD-40, for not putting a warning label on their can stating: "Do not injest with cocaine."

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Man....that's even better than winning American Idol!

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Man....that's even better than winning American Idol!

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Much less work involved. Just do something stupid and blame someone else for your stupidity.

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My prediction:

 

Some bar in MA or somewhere puts WD-40 on the countertops in the bathroom.  Some idiot cuts his coke there, it gets all gummed up, so instead of snorting it, the clown eats the coke/WD-40 mixture, get seriously ill and sues the bar.  And wins.

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And OhBF will argue that the bar knew that WD-40 was toxic and is therefore liable. :P

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Aids prevention? Or gets people to do their coke somewhere else?

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Aids prevention? Man, sales in Africa are going to skyrocket!!

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Aids prevention?   Man, sales in Africa are going to skyrocket!!

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Left coast too (aids prevention and lubricant all in one). But seriously I thought petroleum based products broke down condoms.

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