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Dear Abby:

 

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and BS with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

 

Signed, Clueless

 

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...

You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!! :wacko::w00t:

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Dear Abby:

 

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and BS with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

 

Signed, Clueless

 

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...

You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!!  :wacko:  :w00t:

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That's funny. You should submit that to the New Yorker magazine. :wacko:

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Dear Abby:

 

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and BS with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

 

Signed, Clueless

 

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...

You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!!  :doh:  ;)

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And I thought you liked Guiliani? :( Oh thats right his wifes not a senator. Who are you talking about.

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ALL RIGHT, if I EVER see any SICK sh#te like I got sent again, I'll lose my lunch!

 

Janet Reno will never look the same again. BASTARDS! :P

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Dear Abby:

 

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and BS with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

 

Signed, Clueless

 

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...

You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it!!  ;)  <_<

16137[/snapback]

 

An oldie, but a goodie!

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ALL RIGHT, if I EVER see any SICK sh#te like I got sent again, I'll lose my lunch!

 

Janet Reno will never look the same again. BASTARDS!  w00t.gif

 

You liked it didn't you...yoooooooooo sick friek!!! :wacko: (The Rock reference)

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