T master Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Some where in a alternate NFL universe our beloved Bills are making a push to the holy grail this year the trophy that all teams play for the Lombardy trophy . But some things are much different in this alternative NFL universe . The FO of the Bills in this alternative universe sat back & did there due diligence & took a LONG period of time to see where they could improve before completely blowing up the team & it's coaching staff at the end of the Gailey era . And this is what they did ... At the end of last season they decided with the ore site of a great FO move that Buddy was not the answer & asked him politely to retire which he did . Then put Whaley in his current position & gave him full power of all things football & his first action was to tell Brandon to stick to what he knows & take care of the bills of the Bills ! Then Whaley kept Gailey & his offensive staff in place , but promptly fired Wanny & all coaches on the D & brought in Pettine to taker his place . With that part done Whaley went into the draft & got the players that we did get in this past years draft & Gailey as the HC still & still in charge of the offense they kept Fitz b/c the previous staff paid him so rather than cut him & pay him any way they kept him to teach the incoming EJ . Gailey being the QB/offensive guru that he is left Fitz in charge (but told him EJ is the future so don't get comfortable) of the O & put in place the other rookies but would bring EJ in as the "wildcat QB" from time to time to slowly acclimate him into the NFL . Later in the season after Fitz has kept the team respectable at this same time of the season with a mark of 6 & 7 Gailey realizes the lack of arm strength in Fitz & that of the last 4 games Fitz has lost 3 by last minute INT's so Gailey puts EJ in after acclimating him slowly into his offense . With only 3 games left to the season & still in the play off hunt at 6 & 7 Enter EJ in Gailey's offensive philosophy, tutelage, & Play calling & EJ wins the last 3 games (with help from Carpenter) by squeakers b/c they kept B. Kaufman earlier in the season & let TJ go so we had two large presence in the red zone which helped EJ to those extra wins . Fitz was his normal team self helping EJ every chance he got to see the things he needed to & with those wins put us in as a wild card at the mark of 9 & 7 which we later got beat out by the Pats but we made into the play offs - drought over !! This year in the books the next year with another draft under our belt EJ is the starter Pettines D dominates with the addition of a LB or 2 in the draft plus getting rid of Stevie & drafting this years Megatron in the draft & a great TE the Bills can't be stopped as they march to the ultimate goal & WIN IT ALL THE BILLS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS !! AH but back to reality ... OH man is this some good stuff !!! Cough Cough !! HA !!! Edited December 17, 2013 by T master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MDH Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 *an Hah, this was my initial thought as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Please consider not grating the nerves of OCD types, and use proper grammar in your headlines. Thank you, The Grammar Police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny33 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Please consider not grating the nerves of OCD types, and use proper grammar in your headlines. Thank you, The Grammar Police. The entirety of his posts- and they are usually threads- are borderline-incomprehensible. Is it too much to ask for people to write coherently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr_wedge Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Crack kills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 *an The alternate universe may have different grammar rules too......duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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