The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[PastaJoe]

which were fertilized with Buddy Nix's draft scouting reports of

[millbank]

which from within comes the previously unknown ingredients of

[CowgirlsFan]

leftovers from The Food Channels "Chopped"

[millbank]

copies of the true ingredients namely

[meazza]

copies of the true ingredients namely

 

that we'll never be royals

[CowgirlsFan]

just loyal Bills fans

[meazza]

just loyal Bills fans

 

who often slit their wrists

[CowgirlsFan]

after Bills losses

[meazza]

after Bills losses

 

which should be renamed to "every Sunday from September to December"

[millbank]

but in farther inspection , they do not slit wrists but slit open the twelve packs after Bills loses and hope their women soften the pain by ....

[meazza]

not speaking for the rest of the day

[millbank]

but making fresh bread, butter, ginger bread cookies, elderberry pie, nice roast beef, and being so frisky that

[meazza]

but making fresh bread, butter, ginger bread cookies, elderberry pie, nice roast beef, and being so frisky that

 

they usually break their vow of silence and talk about their day

[millbank]

which included waiting ten calls on the 54 progression only to lose to smelly old man who never bathes calling bingo, it was hell they will tell you. but...

[CowgirlsFan]

their day ended with winning a $5,000.00 Bingo Pot

[PastaJoe]

which isn't a cash prize, but $5000 worth of pot, which meazza would use to

[mead107]

Distribute to poor people that are sick and in need

[meazza]

of eating munchies and playing

[millbank]

the horses with flipped pot money letting it all ride on a nag "Woe Nelly" a ten to one shot in the fifth at Beerball Downs, that ran...

[PastaJoe]

away after smelling the horse meat that Beerball grills at