The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[DC Tom]

of pain

[millbank]

but the pain born out of not being able to do more, to make those around us better, oh my they cried, who are the demons within they asked and they responded. ...

[CowgirlsFan]

with kindness to all of Bills Nation

Edited January 21, 2014 by CowgirlsFan

[mead107]

Before the demons fly to CGFs house and set up for a night of fun roasting

[CowgirlsFan]

marshmallows

[mead107]

On long sticks done just right

[millbank]

sitting circled around singing old standards, and do they ever get excited every time they get to "Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear " they

all raise as one open their

Edited January 21, 2014 by millbank

[PastaJoe]

boxes of Flutie Flakes and proceed to

[mead107]

Go out to milbank' s barn and get fresh milk fro the

[Johnny Hammersticks]

...NRA post-rally party, why, CGF herself once wielded a long, powerful...

Edited January 21, 2014 by Johnny Hammersticks

[millbank]

effusive effervescent boarding on spiritual influence manifesting itself with

[CowgirlsFan]

lavender fragrance

[Azalin]

and jellied eels, the very ones that once belonged to

[mead107]

Gugny who took them from DC Tom who had

[BringBackFergy]

switched to low-cal jellied eels and Gugny wanted no part of artificially flavored eel treats...in fact, Gugny decided to open a new store called

[millbank]

"The real eel " home of the tastiest

[Johnny Hammersticks]

...artificial eel meat this side of the Hudson River...made mostly of minced

[DC Tom]

kittens

 

(edit: I was posting to follow millbank's. That worked out fortuitously.)

Edited January 21, 2014 by DC Tom

[millbank]

Gugny in perusing commentary about his new enterprise outraged at his fare being called artificial and grabbed hidden under the bed

[BringBackFergy]

he suddenly said "huh?" to millbank and grabbed a club he nicknamed "Ole' Gatorman" in order to club and kill

Edited January 21, 2014 by BringBackFergy