The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Gugny]

that was carefully removed from

[BringBackFergy]

his freezer (middle shelf next to the sperm samples)....suddenly, Jauronimo hears

[Cugalabanza]

"guess who, baby" as clammy hands reach from behind him to cover his eyes

[Beerball]

Immediately Jauronimo knows it is

[Cugalabanza]

Señor Peligroso, Jauronimo's 7th grade Spanish teacher, the only man who ever

[Cugalabanza]

bowled a perfect game at the same time, which proves

[BuffaloBill]

Pickle juice and homework assistance are very

[BillsFanM.D.]

 

key elements with respect to farming in NC

[outsidethebox]

winters, wearing only short shorts and a muscle shirt

[DC Tom]

With a gold medallion bearing the image of

 

John Goodman in a leopard-print thong

[BringBackFergy]

- logically, Senor Pelligroso brought a little friend named Gringo, who Jauronimo took by the hand and

[DC Tom]

- logically, Senor Pelligroso brought a little friend named Gringo, who Jauronimo took by the hand and

 

whispered in his ear "it looks like muskrat love"

[BringBackFergy]

(Knowing that Jauronimo and little Gringo were Capt. And Tenile fans) whereupon

[Cugalabanza]

a 70's style variety show broke out with special guest star

[outsidethebox]

chef jim and his spoons

[Gugny]

, bic lighter, wok and

[GOBILLS78]

a pillowcase filled with expensive pork, which

[Cugalabanza]

prompted Poojer to jump up from the audience and announce YES he'd

Edited December 14, 2013 by Cugalabanza

[Keukasmallies]

pound his pork in front of the whole crowd if only

[CowgirlsFan]

Gugny and his band played a few tunes