The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[BringBackFergy]

ever imagine...DCTom was smitten and asked the lovely blue haired specimen "Excuse me dear lady, but may I buy you

[SactoBillFan]

a roll of toilet paper

[mead107]

So that DC Tom can do a masterful

[Nanker]

Jackson Pollak-esque painting in his garage by hanging

[mead107]

Several fantastic pictures of beerball in the

[CowgirlsFan]

keep running CJ up the middle into a brick wall

[millbank]

change his persona , into a gentler , kinder, more patient man , offering his abilities to ...

[mead107]

Help All the people of lesser means get into

[millbank]

a vocation that will be self sustaining for generations and allow them to become moderators on

[PastaJoe]

Bowling for Dollars, sponsored by Black Label beer and

[BringBackFergy]

Rice-a-Roni, the San Fransisco treat....and a staple in ChefJim's pantry where he also keeps

[mead107]

3 blind mice as a way to scare the

Edited January 18, 2014 by mead107

[millbank]

super secret band of infiltrators who have been trying to steal the recipe box , and substitute it with.....

[CowgirlsFan]

the coupon box

[millbank]

and the crime of it all is at first blush these coupons thought to be a tremendous gift but on inspection are all out of date, thus all that could be obtained with them is a kick up the shorts and a good.

[mead107]

Fire starter for cold winter nights when you need to snuggle with

[mead107]

A good book you picked up from the hot librarian that suggested it at the local library because she was hoping to get

[CowgirlsFan]

refferal cash for her paycheck

[PastaJoe]

which she has to supplement by doing odd jobs for mead such as

[CowgirlsFan]

" decks"