The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[PastaJoe]

the artist formally known as Uncle Huggy, who has changed his name to millbank due to that seldom spoke of incident when he

 

[Beerball]

was on the bank by the mill, he was just a wee lad and on the opposite bank he spied the prettiest lass he had ever laid eyes on, her hair was golden, her teeth pearly white, her legs long and slender; there was just one problem, Abigail (he later learned that her name was Abigail Van Bushwack) had the biggest

[Optometric Insight]

Belichick/Tom Brady Shrine in history, right next to her

[millbank]

Dianne Feinstein Barbara Streisand Hillary granny clamper and

[BringBackFergy]

Da'Rick Rogers (with the famous "Discount Triple Check") although millbank would argue

[BuffaloBill]

The nature boy Ric Flair is his favorite wrestler due to

[millbank]

Randy savages miss Elizabeth who

[BuffaloBill]

Teen insight lusted for in his teenage years besides

[Nanker]

the fact that the Iron Sheik wanted to "!@#$ Randy in the azz, break his back, and"

[Beerball]

my, that Nanker is a nasty one; I remember once when he

[BringBackFergy]

yanked his wanker with a banker that caused a rancour in a tanker and

[mead107]

Front page news in Provence town because

[BuffaloBill]

Nanker's nastieness was even nastier than

[BuffaloBill]

Nasty

[mead107]

Dirty grape stomping

[millbank]

Shuffle similar to to Harlem shuffle that gugny does when

[mead107]

Picking up hookers in

[millbank]

his charity van, that offers counseling and education on how to

[Optometric Insight]

how to pass cavity searches at airports, something he mastered by

[DC Tom]

preschool