The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[DC Tom]

fergy has seized the top of page 60, in the distance sounding agitated and full of ill humor comes.....

 

DC Tom, treating this whole thread like a warped Mad Lib

[CowgirlsFan]

magazine

[BringBackFergy]

, you can hear Tom's footsteps coming closer because he is wearing

[Optometric Insight]

high heels since he is coming straight from

[Nanker]

One Bills Drive where he's been offering Chef Jim advice on the Bills 2014 Draft which he surprisingly said The Bills should take

[PastaJoe]

the next season off so EJ doesn't get hurt, and instead the Ralph will host games of

Edited January 5, 2014 by PastaJoe

[Gugny]

the next season off so EJ doesn't get hurt, and instead the Ralph will host games of

Smear the Queer, letting EJ carry the ball against the Bills' kickoff and punt units to ensure he isn't touched because

[mead107]

the showers are a much better place

[BringBackFergy]

for our Special Teams unit - the showers are also known as the "Gugny & Beerball Memorial Shower and Bath House" in loving memory of

[Beerball]

Garrison Sanborn, Buffalo Bill 2009-2013,

[millbank]

who could very well teach certain wallers on how to take another mans hands between their legs and

[PastaJoe]

not ask them to keep them there, as did millbank when he

[DC Tom]

not ask them to keep them there, as did millbank when he

 

jumped

[mead107]

cgf

[BringBackFergy]

at the "BuffaloBill Honorary 1970's Woodstock Gypsy Style Dance-a-thon" which was held

[Beerball]

but, not held in the way that Gugny yearns to be held by Boyst (insert picture here)

[millbank]

But held with full amorous intent looking lovingly at

[BringBackFergy]

CGF, as if CGF could grant him the ability to be Top Page Poster, but alas

[mead107]

hot and sweaty from making

[PastaJoe]

kiln-fired pottery while dreaming of being held by Patrick Swayze like in Ghost, millbank proceeded to