The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Gugny]

that was delivered from

[Beerball]

nuts by witches

[Gugny]

cook up concoctions like personal lubricants made out of Tabasco sauce and

[BringBackFergy]

drizzle from Nanker's leaking, infected and blistered

[BuffaloBill]

Mole, you know the one in the middle of his forehead right next to

[Gugny]

the tattoo of

Edited January 2, 2014 by Gugny

[BuffaloBill]

Gugny's ass, it goes well with his other body modification

[Azalin]

that he received at half-price at

[Optometric Insight]

BuffaloBill's place, where he runs his

[BuffaloBill]

Loan sharking business having recently borrowed money From him teen insight

[BringBackFergy]

- you know, the place with the glass bead curtains, the Barry White waiting room music, and the receptionist named

[CowgirlsFan]

Brenda??

[PastaJoe]

Starr, or Brendan Shanahan, it wasn't clear, but what is clear is that if you don't repay the loan you have to

[BuffaloBill]

Subject yourself to Pasta Joe's "hobbies" which include the use of pasta sauces while

[Gugny]

prepared while he worked on a manual explaining how run-on sentences continue to be run on sentences and the pasta ended up being too limp, kind of like

[BringBackFergy]

Fitzgibbons arm on a 20 yard out pattern - but I digress, because with a New Year, JRinPittsburgh has made several resolutions including

[Gugny]

To stop walking the dog whilst dreaming of Tim Tebow and to stop

[BringBackFergy]

picking fights with the Walmart greeters that piss him off when he goes in to buy his

[Azalin]

weekly ration of eels, used primarily as a remedy for

[DC Tom]

weekly ration of eels, used primarily as a remedy for

 

an empty hovercraft