The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[CowgirlsFan]

that he is trying not to fart

[PastaJoe]

because he doesn't want to stain his special underwear that has a picture of

[Beerball]

his hero ~Nervous Guy (pictured below) who is always the life of the party &

[BringBackFergy]

speaking of underwear stains, The Senator's belief that we would go 19-0 fell slightly short....short like

[Gugny]

Washington's season, in which Bob Griffin matched his Wonderlic score with total wins and

[Beerball]

which leaves one pondering the rightness of the universe; is up always up; is Gugny always wearing lingerie; these are questions that great minds ponder when they

[BringBackFergy]

watch OCinBuffalo in his famous video

, that is to say, is it better to be nerdy or

[Keukasmallies]

to look like a true dork that

[Azalin]

happily overuses moist-towelettes in celebration of

[Optometric Insight]

finishing 10 medium-mild wings at Duff's, something that could be easily achieved by

[Gugny]

Bianca Wilfork, because once you go

[CowgirlsFan]

to Duff's you always go back

[Gugny]

to Anchor Bar, because Beerball said the Duff's wings were soggy and were covered in

[millbank]

a mysterious substance, said to be from wall member....

[BringBackFergy]

millbank (who always seems to get the top post on every page #$@#$@!!) given his voracious appetite for spicy latina

[CowgirlsFan]

only when Ziva is not around

[Beerball]

to stoke the fires of his passion with her

[BringBackFergy]

famous chocolate cookie batter brownies with oreo filling (a euphemism borrowed from

[Azalin]

several unsavory individuals wearing penny-loafers and driving a....

[Nanker]

which is best explained by this brief video interlude: http://youtu.be/NdpPXubi38g

that makes one think of