The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[PastaJoe]

the heat from the oven causes his multiple personalities to surface, especially the one where he thinks he's

[Beerball]

Gugny

[Azalin]

dressed in a kimono, dancing to

[Gugny]

a cassette he bought a garage sale with BuffaloBill singing the best songs from

[CowgirlsFan]

the Bills Super Bowl years

[Azalin]

and other ancient, almost mythical topics such as

[Gugny]

keeping run on sentences alive by not ending the sentence which would be accomplished

[BuffaloBill]

So easily with a period, exclamation point or question mark but alas

[Gugny]

we band together to use conjunctive words, commas, semicolons and even

 

[BuffaloBill]

Just say the hell to proper grammar in order to get er' done so

[BringBackFergy]

that we can entertain ourselves ("play with ourselves" if you will) in this day and age of

[Gugny]

Aquarius, which was Beerball's prom song and also

[BringBackFergy]

a way to increase our post count to emulate the likes of DCTom, Alaska Darrin,

[CowgirlsFan]

CGF ( with MGIM...Happy Hump Day...TGIF...Travel Day..and Game Day )

[Optometric Insight]

but secretly we're doing this so it slows down the server, making

[PastaJoe]

it seem like the Bill's season is longer than it really is; longer in fact than

[boyst]

what is in my pants

[millbank]

mind you the part out of the pants another matter the envy of...

[CowgirlsFan]

all women world wide

[BringBackFergy]

and women who choke on small bones - because we all read on the Internets that jboy's equipment is so small that