The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Nanker]

so forth, and people everywhere were waking up to their Christmas morning filled with

[Beerball]

nuts &

[BuffaloBill]

Witches &

[BringBackFergy]

visions of mistaken challenge flags and opponent's third and long conversions making us smile and

[Optometric Insight]

mentally unstable (a.k.a nuts) , so we have to vent by

[BuffaloBill]

Participating in this thread with a Christmas drink in hand so

[Beerball]

that Befana (pictured below) would hurry up and visit

[BringBackFergy]

the homes of moderators with witch and nut fetishes bearing gifts such as

[PastaJoe]

Genesee beer and fried bologna sandwiches which will cause you to

[BuffaloBill]

Fart unceasingly while searching for

[Maury Ballstein]

The sword in the stone

[BringBackFergy]

(which is actually a euphemism for Gugny having a rendezvous with Leelee on the hood of

[CowgirlsFan]

Pinto Kenny's tailgate

[Nanker]

- the image of which conjures up thoughts of acute

[ExiledInIllinois]

irritable bowel syndrome

[millbank]

Plus a flat out itchy bum that only......

[Nanker]

IF you're lucky, but more likely it'll lead to

[Beerball]

discussions about why certain moderator persons are so full of

[Maury Ballstein]

fried bologna and cheesecake

[Azalin]

mixed with devilled rabbit and