The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Beerball]

when what to ~Nervous Guy's~ wondering eyes should appear, but AiO & 8 tiny

[GOBILLS78]

Peter Pan impersonators, who

[PastaJoe]

said they were taking Beerball to Neverneverland, but in fact took him to

[Maury Ballstein]

Funky town where he was known as the mayor

[4merper4mer]

until he tripped over a bag of lentils thus ceding the title to

[GOBILLS78]

the former Mr. McCheese, whose unfortunate surname was the result of parents who

[BringBackFergy]

were offspring of BurgerMeisterMeisterBurger in the Land of Misfit Warning Points (aka..Beerball's Xanadu) where he

Edited December 24, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[BuffaloBill]

Entered a strip bar featuring midgets singing hark the herald witches sing

[Beerball]

but, enough about Gugny, the person everyone was there to see was twerker extraordinaire

[BringBackFergy]

Buddy Nix who was known to incorporate a southern drawl in his twerking which was

Edited December 24, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[CowgirlsFan]

was similar to Chan's

[Nanker]

reach around

[PastaJoe]

to the back of the bar in the Jim Kelly Club where he grabbed a bottle of

[BringBackFergy]

PastaJoe's famous (albeit unpatented) penis enlargement tonic whose infomercial spokesperson is none other than

Edited December 24, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[CowgirlsFan]

former Coach Jimmie Johnson for the Extends Company

[Optometric Insight]

who seems quiet happy to admit that he's taking male enhancers

[Beerball]

meanwhile Teen Angst was working busily in the corner on his latest

[millbank]

Love potion made from the.....

[Azalin]

skin surrounding Cugalabanza's afforementioned boil mixed with Jack Daniels and

Edited December 24, 2013 by Azalin

[Optometric Insight]

Jboyst's cow patties, the secret ingredient being