The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Maury Ballstein]

and show you my dark secret

[ExiledInIllinois]

that I am really Brenda Lee and we all should be rockin around the Christmas tree

[ExiledInIllinois]

showing off his buff 45 year old body while all the girlies screamed... "Put that damn thing away! There are children present!"

[ExiledInIllinois]

(this is downright revolting! LoL... I am @ a loss for words! LoL... Oh well, here goes)

 

looked like the glistening tinsel on the Christmas tree, so

[BringBackFergy]

most of the women in the audience began to hurl caramel popcorn and Activia Yogurt from their mouths on seeing ExiledinIllinois'

[millbank]

ExilediniIllinois chortles you call that hurling

[ExiledInIllinois]

insults? Nuts!

[BringBackFergy]

but after hearing this, Beerball used his best Alvin chipmunk voice to say "Don't insult my nuts or I'll

[CowgirlsFan]

move next door to you

[PastaJoe]

and sunbathe in the nude so your wife can see my

[Maury Ballstein]

perfect nostrils and

[BillsFanM.D.]

enjoy the comforts of the inflatable pool raft

[millbank]

dressed in a Toronto Maple Leaf uniform, drinking molson canadian.

[BringBackFergy]

and which he affectionately refers to as "Mrs. Wubbles" violating"her" with

Edited December 22, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[DC Tom]

BringBackFergy

[millbank]

meanwhile, DC Tom can be heard rustling in the bushes, peering....

[Optometric Insight]

hoping to see the one thing he's been longing for,

[Beerball]

nuts

[millbank]

that beerball is munching on, he clearly nearby in the bushes, exclaiming...

[Beerball]

"nuts!"