The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Maury Ballstein]

the fire sauce from taco bell

[DC Tom]

as an enema, so that

[Maury Ballstein]

you can gain entrance into buffbills Liberace room with all the other boy toys

[BringBackFergy]

JRinPittsburgh's local NAMBLA chairman who won the 50/50 raffle at last year's Boy Scout Toss (all proceeds to benefit

[CowgirlsFan]

the research to end all future Bills hamstrings

[PastaJoe]

by having CowgirlsFan do a deep tissue massage on the thighs of

[DC Tom]

chickens

[CowgirlsFan]

in order to end the playoff drought of. Bills Nation

[BringBackFergy]

) which brings us back to the most important question: Why does Cugalabanza

[Nanker]

wear a heavy bra made of

[PastaJoe]

Polish sausage and string cheese to attract

[Beerball]

witches

[BringBackFergy]

and/or two year old pre-schoolers posing as witches since it seems Cugalabanza is really a

[Beerball]

nut

[Maury Ballstein]

who spends the first 3 hours of everyday pretending he was on set with Kathie Lee and Hoda

[Beerball]

(who are known witches),

[Nanker]

however, in spite of that, they have particularly wonderful

[CowgirlsFan]

endowed ladies as guests or in the audience

[Beerball]

My name is Tracey Lee and I want all of your recordings for free or else

[millbank]

I will open my coat