The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[BringBackFergy]

exhilaration as Gug blindly probes DCTom for berries hidden under the "deflated bag" which appears

 

 

 

 

 

***NOTE: We are sick, twisted human beings. I hope CGF doesn't read this far.

Edited December 19, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[Beerball]

to have been unused for years when suddenly CGF walked in pulling a

[millbank]

cart , full of large used......

[Gugny]

cotton balls that had been removed from Tom's

[Beerball]

gaping maw; you see, this is the only way that Tom's wife is able to

[BringBackFergy]

keep him from buying that ACME Platinum blonde stuffed doll (Model #44D) which he saw advertised in

[millbank]

that book hidden behind the toilet

[BringBackFergy]

next to the "Menstrual Cycle for Dummies" well-worn paperback that he

[Beerball]

supernumerary juice that escaped the corners of Gugny's mouth whenever BuffaloBill

[Gugny]

performed his now infamous hind-lick maneuver which he first used on

[Beerball]

himself, but, in truth he thought the act was unseen; BuffaloBill had no way of knowing that lurking in the shadows wearing a metallic thong and dunce cap was

 

 

Poster has violated the rule of only twelve words. However, in the interest of allowing the story to move forward his punishment is simply to write on his whiteboard 100 times:

 

I promise to only write 12 words

Edited December 19, 2013 by BuffaloBill
Note of rules violation

[Gugny]

Nancy Pelosi, who had obviously never heard of a razor because she had

[Beerball]

JBoyst was playfully running the fingers of one hand while using the other hand to

[BuffaloBill]

Google an appalling, disgusting, twisted and yet serenely titillating topic of

[CowgirlsFan]

more uses of lavender

[Gugny]

for Eunuchs, which really came in handy to

[DC Tom]

Gugny, to cover the smell of his

[BringBackFergy]

collection of discarded, "stuck together" Playgirl magazines...especially Issue 38 which featured

[Gugny]

a postage stamp, featuring a life-size picture of Beerball's

[BringBackFergy]

doll collection (the ones sold with matching eye glitter for the purchaser) which Beerball