The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[Beerball]

a platinum blonde wig, red lipstick, teased eyelashes and a big

[Maury Ballstein]

pork chop on a plate and half a bottle of Sambuca.

Edited December 19, 2013 by Ryan L Billz

[Beerball]

Saying, "judge, you want a piece of me?!" Causing the judge, in turn, to say

"here come the judge and it's now on like a MOFO you blonde

[4merper4mer]

swede in a running car in a closed garage causing

[BuffaloBill]

An odd turn in the story as the Pope has

[BringBackFergy]

now requested that Miami be allowed to play NE in Week 17 because

[Gugny]

any grab in the Vatican is considered

[BuffaloBill]

A weekly prayer for the cheatriots to admit to their sins and depravity

[Beerball]

{y'all forgot to close the quotes above...so...} " meanwhile at the other end of the estate 4merper4mer was busily mixing sage &

[BringBackFergy]

swedish fish in an effort to bait more servants to care for his

[Gugny]

heavily matted anal hair that also had

[BringBackFergy]

heavily matted anal hair that also had

*****EDITOR's NOTE: That could be the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Nice one Gug.*****

 

cornrows and bits of sawdust which irritate 4mer thus requiring

[DC Tom]

*****EDITOR's NOTE: That could be the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Nice one Gug.*****

 

cornrows and bits of sawdust which irritate 4mer thus requiring

 

everyone to create posts that disgust BBF more than Gugny's, starting with

[Beerball]

the fact that DC Tom has a supernumerary nipple which spouts a foul smelling puss-like liquid from just below his left eye &

[DC Tom]

the fact that DC Tom has a supernumerary nipple which spouts a foul smelling puss-like liquid from just below his left eye &

 

Beerball thinks its yummy

[Beerball]

 

 

Beerball thinks its yummy

when he sees Gugny suckling Tom because DC holds him so gently in his arms and Gug

[millbank]

deftly searches for strokable anal hair

Edited December 19, 2013 by BuffaloBill
Removed period

[BuffaloBill]

As Gugny, a collector, seeking a new specimen preferably with cling-ons

[Maury Ballstein]

That look like Keith hernandez's moustAche to keep gugny aroused.

Edited December 19, 2013 by Ryan L Billz

[millbank]

in the darkness of the night... screams of ...