The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[BringBackFergy]

because of his cylindrical

[Maury Ballstein]

1978 Volvo hatchback that reeked of Maple syrup.

[CowgirlsFan]

and spoiled crudites

[Beerball]

and spoiled crudites

because nobody but BuffaloBill touches that crap at parties, but, of course that's not the only oddball thing that BuffaloBill does; he's also been known to

[Maury Ballstein]

spend all weekend dancing to Katy Perry tunes.

[Gugny]

.. being played on a recorder by

[BringBackFergy]

BeerusBulbus (aka Beerball) as he fashions himself a "snake charmer" due to his love of

[Maury Ballstein]

Snakes but nothing touches his heart as much as his beloved sea lion.

[Gugny]

.. named

[DC Tom]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, though it's pronounced "Throat Wobbler Mangrove"

[BuffaloBill]

After an old lover who he once

[GOBILLS78]

wobbled the throat of, in a grove of men, which was weird, because

[Beerball]

wobbled the throat of, in a grove of men, which was weird, because

none of that ever happened, but what did happen was

[GOBILLS78]

the damn flux capacitor in the DeLorean misfired YET AGAIN, and

[ExiledInIllinois]

caused the TSW board to crash because

[BringBackFergy]

we now know EJ Manuel has the knees of a 42nd street hooker (not that

[BringBackFergy]

EJ's knees need one more tweak) or so we're told by

Edited December 18, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[CowgirlsFan]

BB.com

[CowgirlsFan]

a closed Tim Horton's

[Optometric Insight]

That Chris Brown bought out because he wanted