The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[BringBackFergy]

immediately started cutting himself recalling his horrifying apprenticeship with DCTom as a

[DC Tom]

immediately started cutting himself recalling his horrifying apprenticeship with DCTom as a

 

DC Tom apprentice, which

[BuffaloBill]

Is redundant, so keeping the thought, DCTom's apprentice

[DC Tom]

Is redundant, so keeping the thought, DCTom's apprentice

 

was banned by Simon for being DC Tom's apprentice

[CowgirlsFan]

back in the day

[BringBackFergy]

(the USCode prohibited anyone apprenticing in the "DCTom Arts" because it involved

[Gugny]

bestiality with

[Cugalabanza]

lizards), but keep in mind that Tom's work is now considered

[BuffaloBill]

Among the masters, in a deviant, perverse, crude, eccentric, immoral, atypical, foul

[Cugalabanza]

GoBillsInDallas, whose ground-breaking "Would Ya" research will revolutionize the way we

[Gugny]

that Simon has a

[Cugalabanza]

boner, not that anyone would notice due to his very unusual

[Beerball]

boner, not that anyone would notice due to his very unusual

relationship with Cugalabanza which has masked

[BringBackFergy]

"if the shaft don't fit...I won't permit" (Cuga's endearing reference to Johnny Cochran who

[Cugalabanza]

famously got O.J. off (he also got him acquitted but that's a different

[BuffaloBill]

Texted and drove in his Bronco while also

[CowgirlsFan]

shaving

[BuffaloBill]

His pubic region and

[DC Tom]

His pubic region and

 

his head, not that anyone could tell the difference

[Gugny]

due to the small size of his