The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[BuffaloBill]

Petunias and daisies for all who offer EII the secret

[ExiledInIllinois]

to life as he dies from hypothermia

[BringBackFergy]

in his lock-keeper's house - but then, a small fairy appears in the form and resemblance of

[ExiledInIllinois]

the Virgin Mary on the belly of a silver carp

Edited December 15, 2013 by ExiledInIllinois

[BringBackFergy]

(which is really another way of saying "dog14787 showed up") and Exiled screamed

[ExiledInIllinois]

as he promptly fried it up and ate it w/the potato chip that resembled Jesus Christ

[Optometric Insight]

And what a potato chip it was, for it tasted like

[ExiledInIllinois]

And what a potato chip it was, for it tasted like

 

crap! as he cried from his subsequent food posioning: "S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

 

 

[Optometric Insight]

Which translates to

[BuffaloBill]

EII must reread the rules of the thread and use twelve words

[DC Tom]

meanwhile back in 17th Century France

[BringBackFergy]

a bastard child was born to Sir Thomas the Long-Shank which he named

[Optometric Insight]

Sir Thomas the Long-Shank II, who eventually had a daughter named

[BuffaloBill]

Karen the Great CowgirlsFan whose children would oneday

[BringBackFergy]

give birth to DeniCe Thomasito ("DC Tom" to the local grist mill workers) who favored her huge

Edited December 15, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[BuffaloBill]

Feet much like Rexy who in Bills lore

[Optometric Insight]

lose games they should have one, and try to make up for it by

Edited December 15, 2013 by Teen Insight

[BringBackFergy]

donating millions to the National Plantar Fasciatis Foundation - a group comprised of

[BuffaloBill]

Mark Kelso who is now selling oversized helmets to

[CowgirlsFan]

Gungy for his motorcycle rides