The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[BuffaloBill]

Body parts of missing board members like Deano, Stickincincy,

[Beerball]

(who had to be cooked extra long due to his advanced age)

[Gugny]

And Juror #8, who asked for advice from

[Azalin]

an anonymous set of walrus jowls imported from

[Maury Ballstein]

The mantle over the fireplace at gatorman 's place

[ExiledInIllinois]

"Watch out where those huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow!"

[ExiledInIllinois]

he hired a hitman, but even his highfalutin law degree couldn't save him from 15-30 in the state pen

[Gugny]

crafting fair, where he mad a pen that can even write on

[Maury Ballstein]

Frisky co workers backs

[ExiledInIllinois]

: "Shiv the mofo! I am innocent!"

[Beerball]

which is one of the sanest things his partner in crime EII has ever said; like this one time

[MClem06]

... at band camp...

[ExiledInIllinois]

this TSW moderator, Merlin, (only the names have been changed to protect the innocent) played the flute (skin of course)...

[Beerball]

belonging to the second chair, who, being the star quarterback did not

[ExiledInIllinois]

,like most Bills quarterbacks, show good "pocket presence" while throwing up a horrendous QB rating

[Optometric Insight]

of 69.0, because it's hard to be a QB in the NFL

[CowgirlsFan]

these days

[BringBackFergy]

as evidenced by DCTom's failed tryout with the Washington Redskins - as I heard on ESPN he ran the 40 in 15.63 and a vertical of

[Beerball]

-3.5 inches, when he tried to jump the floor gave out and he ended up in deeper **** than he started with; which, now that you mention it, was pretty deep, because, like always,

[BringBackFergy]

Thomas has a propensity to find himself knee deep in bull **** no matter where he goes...especially when he visits