The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

[millbank]

left armpit, while inspecting carefully...

[Beerball]

nuts

[Canadian Bills Fan]

which he loved to eat

[millbank]

with the vigor of a ravenous

[Maury Ballstein]

13 year old Milbank thumbing through the bra ads of his local dept store.

[Beerball]

13 year old Milbank thumbing through the bra ads of his local dept store.

(it was the Sears or MWards catalog you young whippersnapper)

 

while Gugny sat nearby leafing through the pages of

 

 

[Maury Ballstein]

Cat Fancy and

[BringBackFergy]

Tolstoy's "War and Peace" but became agitated finding out there were no pictures so he

[Beerball]

went nuts

[BringBackFergy]

on his Twitter handle (@bignutslittletwig) by Tweeting: "Can't believe a book with 2132 pages doesn't have

[PastaJoe]

he has auditioned for a part in the local production of One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest as

[4merper4mer]

a new character named pajama boy who

[Gugny]

sat Danny DeVito on his lap and pretended he was

[GOBILLS78]

a ventriloquist doll whose go-to zinger was "ground up and in the freezer," and

[millbank]

liked to leer down Nurse Rached's ample......

[Beerball]

nuts

 

and bolts

[Optometric Insight]

if you know what I mean, but with all this talk about nuts

[Beerball]

if you know what I mean, but with all this talk about nuts

JBoyst is really hungry, and what he's hungry for is a 10

[Gugny]

inch

[BringBackFergy]

"Stromboli" if ya' know what I mean because jboyst is happiest when