The World's Longest Run-On Sentence

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RULES:

1)You can only contribute FIVE words per post.

2)Do not quote the poster before you to allow for continuity as you read prior parts of the sentence.

3)If you find the need to add punctuation for a pause, use a semicolon, a comma or a dash.

4)If you wish to raise a "Point of Order" on grammar or punctuation, make your objection at the bottom of your post with an asterisk (or just be quiet because who really cares)

 

This sentence will undoubtedly take many twists and turns about many different topics and TBD members, but if it fizzles out then we are not meant to break the Guiness World Record.

 

I suppose I'll start with something near and dear to our heart:

 

 

 

Every midnight at DCTom's house

 

 

 

 

 

[Canadian Bills Fan]

something bad will eventually happen

[Cugalabanza]

T H E E N D

[BuffaloBill]

Of the story is not

[Canadian Bills Fan]

because as you will see

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Cugalabanza was in Tom's bedroom

Edited December 12, 2013 by BringBackFergy

[BuffaloBill]

Farting loudly causing DC Tom

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(who incidentally is prone to

[Guffalo]

Farted loudly causing DC Tom

to breathe in deeply and.....

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...smile with a sense of

[Cugalabanza]

perfect yet grimly erotic self-satisfaction

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while wrapped in his Snuggie)

[CowgirlsFan]

While warm in bed

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as they both laughed - suddenly

[Cugalabanza]

then stopped and announced emphatically,

Edited December 12, 2013 by Cugalabanza

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"Hey Tom, go fetch me

[BuffaloBill]

A cup of hot water

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because this boil on my

[BuffaloBill]

Arse looks like something that

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Gugny would sauté with garlic,