BuffaloBill Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Our favorite farmer kicked iff the Gugny game last week so let's take a spin at a new tradition this week. Unlike his rules which were a little complex this game has simple rules though perhaps a more challenging outcome. Create a double entendre using JBoyst or something about him in it. For those who don't know what double entendres are: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre Examples from the press: Panda mating fails: veterinarian takes over Miners refuse to work after death New obesity study looks for larger test group Children make nutritious snacks Criminals get nine months in violin case A simple example for this game: By impregnating his his cows JBoyst created a growing herd Have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Hmmm You said my rules were tough?! This requires thought! Yikes This is tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 How about: In the Future Farmers of America (FFA) club JBoyst was known as a hard headed member who was into women. See not so difficult to erect one of these things (pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 BuffaloBill was a very determined farmer. He got all the milk out of each one of his cattle. He even marked sure to suck every stop out of the bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 BuffaloBill not Jboyst was a very determined farmer. He got all the milk out of each one of his cattle. He even marked sure to suck every stop out of the bull Now it works albeit clumsily as this the double Jboyst entendre game Better written as: JBoyst is determined to extract as much as is possible from his herd. He went so far that he even sucked everything out of his bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 JBoyst once attempted a double entendre followed by a triple sow cow. Unfortunately the cow did not survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 While going down on the farm JBost not only experienced a slip of the tongue but he simultaneously hurt his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 The wifey does not think these are funny... She is concerned we are hurting JBoyst's feelings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 On his high school football team, they called JBoyst the Handyman because he could play tight end and wide receiver. He really knew how to get up, use both hands to maintain control and he always "completed the process." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 The wifey does not think these are funny... She is concerned we are hurting JBoyst's feelings... Hahaha. Come to the opener. I don't know a time I am not smiling and at all serious. If anything I am quietly laughing to myself. 1/2 in like full retard lulz the other just enjoying life. That's how ya'll need to imagine anything I say. Laughing smiling and enjoying life. Beerball came to jboysts farm to look for BuffaloBill. 30 minutes after entering the hen house after Bill he left saying he has never held a rooster that big. Hmmm. I wonder if that is too entendre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Beerball came to jboysts farm to look for BuffaloBill. 30 minutes after entering the hen house after Bill he left saying he has never held a rooster that big. You need to work on being a little more subtle. For example: Well Beerball also indicated that JBoyst taught him that when it comes to successful farming that the proper use of equipment, even if it is small like his, is the secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 After a long day of working the dirt hole with his hoe, jboyst decided sometimes its best to get behind your mule and plow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 You need to work on being a little more subtle. For example: Well Beerball also indicated that JBoyst taught him that when it comes to successful farming that the proper use of equipment, even if it is small like his, is the secret. hmmm. I will work at it After a long day of working the dirt hole with his hoe, jboyst decided sometimes its best to get behind your mule and plow. that you are back makes me happy, that you replied....much happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 On his high school football team, they called JBoyst the Handyman because he could play tight end and wide receiver. He really knew how to get up, use both hands to maintain control and he always "completed the process." Zuzu had a premonition that JBoyst is soon to be in trouble with the law. It seems that he is taking animal husbandry a little too literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Zuzu had a premonition that JBoyst is soon to be in trouble with the law. It seems that he is taking animal husbandry a little too literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 JBoyst and The Big Cat once had a double entendre with a Golden Retriever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 After years of hearing, "sorry, young man, but your rooster is too small," Boyst decided to become a cattle farmer instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Does the girlfriend know you're already married? Or is it one of those "open relationships"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Does the girlfriend know you're already married? Or is it one of those "open relationships"? there's enough room in the bed for one of them to just mooove over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Jboyst62 regularly uses migrant workers to sow his seeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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