outsidethebox Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Santa Clause just kicked out Rudolph for having a red nose. I never realized Santa was a racist. My world is shattered!
BringBackFergy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Aren't the female elves kinda hot....???
outsidethebox Posted November 27, 2013 Author Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) Now that you mention it, Clarise is pretty cute. You said elves? I was to busy checking out the female reindeer. LOL! I think I just grossed myself out. Edited November 27, 2013 by westside
BringBackFergy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Now that you mention it, Clarise is pretty cute. You said elves? I was to busy checking out the female reindeer. LOL! I think I just grossed myself out. Poojer?? Is that you??
boyst Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Oh god...racism, when this ends up on PPP we are really going to have a good time. OC and B-Man going at it, Gator dropping links citing sites, and LABillz copypastaing websites, and ...lybob and birddog contributing with the left view.
shrader Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Shouldn't Hermie be dancing with one of the male elves?
BringBackFergy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Oh god...racism, when this ends up on PPP we are really going to have a good time. OC and B-Man going at it, Gator dropping links citing sites, and LABillz copypastaing websites, and ...lybob and birddog contributing with the left view. So many questions the PPP guys could answer: why does Santa wear red? Why does Herbie not like to work in the shop...like real men do? Why does Clarice have such long, sexy eyelashes? How much is the ozone layer depleted when Rudolph and the othersbreak wind mid-flight (methane emissions)? There's aa lot of **** going on in this flick.
outsidethebox Posted November 27, 2013 Author Posted November 27, 2013 You never realize the subtle innuendos in this show until you drop a hit of acid, then it all becomes clear. Shouldn't Hermie be dancing with one of the male elves? Just don't let Santa see him.
boyst Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 So many questions the PPP guys could answer: why does Santa wear red? Nazi sympathesizer Why does Herbie not like to work in the shop...like real men do? He has every right to have an alternative lifestyle. Why does Clarice have such long, sexy eyelashes? Drag queen extensions overcompensating for the candy cane between his legs. How much is the ozone layer depleted when Rudolph and the others break wind mid-flight (methane emissions)? The HAARP system is monitoring this, Jesse Ventura is going to provide us details. It might be a simpletons rationale but this is a serious issue and it will cause the Sudan to be flooded soon. There's aa lot of **** going on in this flick. The website for this show is still not working - but it was all a misunderstanding and you did not let it get finished.
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Santa WAS a racist, but he turned capitalist... Have to tend to agree w/Fraiser Crane? "Sam Malone: Oh, look at that will you? Nice Rudolph. Woody Boyd: I made it myself. Sam Malone: No kidding? Woody Boyd: You know, Rudolph is my favourite guy in the Christmas song. Sam Malone: Yeah. Dr. Frasier Crane: Apparently then Woody, you're unaware that the story of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is one of the most unrealistic and therefore potentially damaging in all of children's music. It gives them a horribly distorted view of reality. Woody Boyd: Yeah, but you got to admit, it's easy to whistle. Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I'm serious. First the other reindeer tease and then ostracise him. And then when his abnormality proves of service, they use him. Dr. Frasier Crane: [sam and Woody are speechless] But then do they allow him to play in their stupid reindeer games? Sam Malone/Woody Boyd: Yes. Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, no, I know how the song goes. In fact, not only do Donner, Blitzen, et al, not love him and laugh out loud with glee, but they doubly dispise the bulbous-nosed little wimp. Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier gets up] Well, I've got to be off. Happy Holidays! [Frasier leaves, Sam and Woody are shocked]" Holiday Trivia: What do Gregg Allman and Hermie the Elf have in common? They both did Cher? What do I win?
outsidethebox Posted November 27, 2013 Author Posted November 27, 2013 Holiday Trivia: What do Gregg Allman and Hermie the Elf have in common? They both want to be dentists? Have the hots for reindeer? metrosexual?
Chef Jim Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 They both want to be dentists? Have the hots for reindeer? metrosexual? You only get one guess
outsidethebox Posted November 27, 2013 Author Posted November 27, 2013 Santa WAS a racist, but he turned capitalist... Have to tend to agree w/Fraiser Crane? "Sam Malone: Oh, look at that will you? Nice Rudolph. Woody Boyd: I made it myself. Sam Malone: No kidding? Woody Boyd: You know, Rudolph is my favourite guy in the Christmas song. Sam Malone: Yeah. Dr. Frasier Crane: Apparently then Woody, you're unaware that the story of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is one of the most unrealistic and therefore potentially damaging in all of children's music. It gives them a horribly distorted view of reality. Woody Boyd: Yeah, but you got to admit, it's easy to whistle. Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I'm serious. First the other reindeer tease and then ostracise him. And then when his abnormality proves of service, they use him. Dr. Frasier Crane: [sam and Woody are speechless] But then do they allow him to play in their stupid reindeer games? Sam Malone/Woody Boyd: Yes. Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, no, I know how the song goes. In fact, not only do Donner, Blitzen, et al, not love him and laugh out loud with glee, but they doubly dispise the bulbous-nosed little wimp. Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier gets up] Well, I've got to be off. Happy Holidays! [Frasier leaves, Sam and Woody are shocked]" They both did Cher? What do I win? Love that show! You only get one guess Ok, I'm going with metrosexual
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 http://reindeer.ws/info.htm We go to "Zoo Year's Eve" every year @ The Brookfield Zoo... If I rememeber correctly, they had reindeer there... The keeper said that the females have antlers too! So the Rudolph story is racist, sexist, & parasitic... Gee... How much more American can you get considering that Robert May did the story for Montgomery Ward which they published/held the rights... LoL ;-P ;-P I am joking... So all the stick's in the mud can lighten up!
BringBackFergy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Nazi sympathesizer He has every right to have an alternative lifestyle. Drag queen extensions overcompensating for the candy cane between his legs. The HAARP system is monitoring this, Jesse Ventura is going to provide us details. It might be a simpletons rationale but this is a serious issue and it will cause the Sudan to be flooded soon. The website for this show is still not working - but it was all a misunderstanding and you did not let it get finished. These are well reasoned and cogent responses; can't wait for DC Tom's thoughts on whether the "abominable snowman" represents the 1960's authoritarian WASP community. *grabbing popcorn*
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) These are well reasoned and cogent responses; can't wait for DC Tom's thoughts on whether the "abominable snowman" represents the 1960's authoritarian WASP community. *grabbing popcorn* Remember: "Bumbles bounce!" Also, they can be quite useful when their teeth are pulled (ie: put the star on the tree)... "Humble Bumbles." The 60's counter culture? Anyway, the amazing part of Rudolph (Rankin/Bass) is that it is all impeccable claymation (animagic)... All manually done stop motion. Wasn't it done in Japan too? Edited November 27, 2013 by ExiledInIllinois
BringBackFergy Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Remember: "Bumbles bounce!" Also, they can be quite useful when their teeth are pulled (ie: put the star on the tree)... "Humble Bumbles." The 60's counter culture? Anyway, the amazing part of Rudolph (Rankin/Bass) is that it is all impeccable claymation (animagic)... All manually done stop motion. Wasn't it done in Japan too? Not sure if it was done in Japan, but definitely impressive. Nice take on the Counter Culture...sounds about right.
Marv's Neighbor Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 As I recall it came out before Christmas '64 or '65. The BILLS were winning then, and I was a little too old to watch Rudolph, but if that's the one where Burl Ives did the music, it was pretty good.
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