\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 http://www.australiantimes.co.uk/news/news-from-australia/news-in-australia/australian-man-burnt-alive-over-drinking-mates-beer-court-told.htm
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 "Foster's. Australian, for first-degree manslaughter."
Security Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Needed that one last beer to make sure his ugly wife looked good before...........and he ruined it
BuffaloBill Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Seems reasonable to me He's wishing for dudes like you to be on the jury.
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Needed that one last beer to make sure his ugly wife looked good before...........and he ruined it He probably was saving it to pass her lie detector test.
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 (edited) There once were two dumb f*#ks in Winnellie Whose involvement was seen on the tellie They beat their mate to a pulp Cause he denied them a gulp Then they lit up his swelling beer belly Edited November 20, 2013 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 What's the "boot of a car?" Is that the trunk?
MDH Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 What's with these bazaar stories always featuring roommates who are 40+? Who the hell lives with a roommate when you get to that age? I guess the kind of people who would do these moronic things...
The Poojer Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 i'd always heard that no self respecting aussie would ever drink fosters, they ship it all out to us to drink and they drink the good stuff "Foster's. Australian, for first-degree manslaughter."
Guffalo Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 i'd always heard that no self respecting aussie would ever drink fosters, they ship it all out to us to drink and they drink the good stuff I spent a few weeks there, told a guy I should probably drink a local beer like Fosters, he said "We won't wash our dogs with that stuff, we ship it out to any idiot who will take it"
tennesseeboy Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 As we say here in east Tennessee....sometimes a man just needs killing.
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted November 20, 2013 Posted November 20, 2013 The beer has a chance for a great offbeat marketing campaign - - article doesn't say what brand it was, but how about: "Victoria Bitter - - Your mates would kill for it" "Victoria Bitter - - Better keep it under lock and key" "Victoria Bitter - - When you're just dying for a beer" "Victoria Bitter - - Gotta hide if you steal one" and about a million others.
Dibs Posted November 23, 2013 Posted November 23, 2013 What's the "boot of a car?" Is that the trunk? Yep i'd always heard that no self respecting aussie would ever drink fosters, they ship it all out to us to drink and they drink the good stuff Pretty much....yep again. And that's why we don't have guns... Where in Melbourne do you live Shamrock?
run dat back Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 What's the "boot of a car?" Is that the trunk? And what's an "arrestment?"
Dibs Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 And what's an "arrestment?" it means that the journalist had a thesaurus. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/arrestment?s=t
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