Just Jack Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Helping wife's a sporting life part of the article The good part is this: Say I'm lying on the sofa watching pro football, and my team, the Miami Dolphins, have the ball, and it's third and four, a situation in which the Dolphins, after considering all 3,487 of their offensive plays, always decide to send the running back into the middle of the line for a gain of two yards. ALWAYS. The other team expects it, as does everybody else watching the game, including stadium-dwelling cockroaches, who wave their feelers to indicate: ``Here goes the running back up the middle for two.''
ch19079 Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 better to always run on 3rd and short, than ALWAYS PASS ON THIRD AND SHORT!!!
gantrules Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 The guy is a riot....did you read his book?
Rubes Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 He has many books...I remember reading one some 10-15 years ago, and laughing so hard I was crying.
Alaska Darin Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Dave Barry is fuggin' brilliant - except in his choice of football teams.
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