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Adam Cordo @AdamCordo

In the Armageddon remake, Alonso intercepts the meteor in the first 5 minutes and bangs Liv Tyler for the last 1:55. #TheLegendOfKikoAlonso

 

this is amazing

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Kiko is so good, the running back tells him he is honored to be tackled for a loss by him and then poses with him for a picture mid game and hands him a game ball...

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Kiko is so good, the running back tells him he is honored to be tackled for a loss by him and then poses with him for a picture mid game and hands him a game ball...

You're trying too hard.
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Oh jesus, didn't this Chuck Norris humor jump the shark in like 2005? Come on guys.

 

Yes and Kiko is so good he could bring it back from the dead.

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OK I'm in. Let's have some fun. Kiko Alonso doesn't even have to mow his lawn. He just looks at it and all of a sudden it's mowed. Is that funny? Am I funny?

"Kiko doesn't mow his lawn. He just looks at it and it cuts itself in fear of being hit"

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I'll take a crack at one: What do the 2013 NFL draft and the first 4 Bills' opponents have in common?

 

Answer: They both learned the hard way, you don't pass on Kiko.

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someone with twitter can post this one:

 

"I don't always drink with Kiko Alonso, but when I do, I check to make sure my balls are still there"Most+Interesting+Man.jpg

 

Kiko doesn't always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, he has the most interesting man in the world serve it to him.

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What I like about Kiko is that he does not seem too complacent with his current production. He is aware that their is much more to learn and therefore aims to get better all the time. Not only does he seem like an easy going, nonchalant guy, he also seems relaxed. I like that about him.

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Adam Cordo @AdamCordo

In the Armageddon remake, Alonso intercepts the meteor in the first 5 minutes and bangs Liv Tyler for the last 1:55. #TheLegendOfKikoAlonso

 

:lol:

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Guess who caused this:

 

"The restrooms and plumbing were out for the entire tunnel end zone and BILLS SIDELINE in the lower bowl.  The Bills closed all restrooms between sections 120 and 140 and the entire concourse was an inch deep in raw sewage."

 

That was one bad azz dump!

 

#WhenKikoPoops

 

 

 

 

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Kiko doesn't always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, he has the most interesting man in the world serve it to him.

 

And then wakes up in a strangers house

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