Tu-Toned Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Kikko is such a stud that the Japanese named a sauce after him, and they were stuttering when they did!
H2o Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 When Kiko met Ray Lewis he turned and ran back towards his limo then stabbed himself, but there were no witnesses to the event.
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Kiko Alonso doesn't have to stop @ red lights, they always change green when he approaches. Actually, he doesn't know what a red light is! You don't put Energizer batteries in the Energizer Bunny, You put Kikos in! They keep going, going, and going! #WWKD
TDRupp Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 A couple dozen Bill's fans showed up at Kiko's to hold a wife swapping party, they didn't bring their husbands. A couple dozen. Isn't that an NFL sack record?
GA BILLS FAN Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Coolest Halloween costume this year ! Edited October 17, 2013 by TXBILLSFAN
thewildrabbit Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Oh jesus, didn't this Chuck Norris humor jump the shark in like 2005? Come on guys. Kiko is unfeigned CN Jr
Beerball Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 For a loss. 3 of them fumbled. One calved. That's impressive, that !@#$er CAN do anything!
judman Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) After Kevin Harlan referred to him as "Kiki" during last week's broadcast, President Obama and Vladimir Putin conference called Kiko to apologize. Edited October 17, 2013 by judman
Beerball Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Yesterday I voted for Kiko 20 times in the rookie of the week balloting. Last night Kiko visited me in my dreams and made me ashamed to call myself a Bills fan.
Kemp2Warlick Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Chris Brown @ChrisBrownBills55m Kiko tops rookie ratings http://wp.me/plmrg-8Wx
K D Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 We saw Kiko at the mall. He looked at my gf as he walked by and now she is pregnant. True story
The Wiz Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 We saw Kiko at the mall. He looked at my gf as he walked by and now she is pregnant. True story Kiko wear's titanium condoms. They still break on occasion.
GA BILLS FAN Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 This just in, the mafia has officially changed murder for hire from "a hit" to "a Kiko"
DC Tom Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Yesterday I voted for Kiko 20 times in the rookie of the week balloting. Last night Kiko visited me in my dreams and made me ashamed to call myself a Bills fan. Two less than Kiko voted for himself.
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 We saw Kiko at the mall. He looked at my gf as he walked by and now she is pregnant. True story I feel like these are much better when you add true story at the end. I actually told Kiko that and he said its not necessary because Kiko is the truth. True story.
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Kiko has problems getting his girlfriend pregnant. The sperm never make it to the egg. They fight to the death in the uterus. Edited October 17, 2013 by DefenseWinzChampionshipz
filthymcnasty08 Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Kiko will be holding his first off-season camp So far, the registrants are: God, Ray Lewis, Superman.....and Ditka.
5 Wide Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 Kiko will be holding his first off-season camp So far, the registrants are: God, Ray Lewis, Superman.....and Ditka. Trick question: Ditka is God.
dollars 2 donuts Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 I just don't know how anyone can hate this thread. Thanks for the smiles, you guys!
judman Posted October 17, 2013 Posted October 17, 2013 The granite at Mt. Rushmore is too soft for Kiko's likeness to be carved there.
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