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Herpes test = Mrags date night

not sure who to answer here so ill try both.

 

 

Yeah, with you mother the night before.

 

 

That's the last time I drink from the same cup as you

but you share cups with your wife and I've already tainted her. Edited by mrags
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you may be dumb enough to get married but i'm not

your just too ugly to get a girl. And besides, where would you take her after a good date? Your moms basement ain't cutting it with 40 year olds.
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your just too ugly to get a girl. And besides, where would you take her after a good date? Your moms basement ain't cutting it with 40 year olds.

 

You're too dumb to realize that his posts are so bad he can only be 16.

 

Now wait. Am I getting this right. It is insult the previous two posters right. If so how come I'm the only one getting it?

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You're too dumb to realize that his posts are so bad he can only be 16.

 

Now wait. Am I getting this right. It is insult the previous two posters right. If so how come I'm the only one getting it?

Cuz you're twice as stupid as everybody else!

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Now wait. Am I getting this right. It is insult the previous two posters right. If so how come I'm the only one getting it?

No it's insult the previous poster. Your second insult is just a bonus.

 

And the only thing you're getting involves some plastic, a battery, and an expired condom from 1997

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Your nickname comes from the fact that your brain development was completely nullified from your childhood propensity to drink leaded gasoline.

Your vocabulary is meek and impoverished and entirely adequate to express your thoughts.
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Your vocabulary is meek and impoverished and entirely adequate to express your thoughts.

 

Is that guy in your avatar with the 70s gay porn stache you from your first movie?

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Is that guy in your avatar with the 70s gay porn stache you from your first movie?

probably is. Problem for you is, he's also your father.
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probably is. Problem for you is, he's also your father.

No, my father was Anakin Skywalker. Your father has never been identified but if I had to venture a guess it had something to do with an Ewok, a Trandoshian, and a wild night at the Mos Eisley Cantina

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No, my father was Anakin Skywalker. Your father has never been identified but if I had to venture a guess it had something to do with an Ewok, a Trandoshian, and a wild night at the Mos Eisley Cantina

that sounds like a normal Saturday night for your mom Edited by mrags
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probably is. Problem for you is, he's also your father.

Impossible...Nick Micca Mayer was sterilized by court order after he donated to your ma.

 

Edit - damn I was too late.

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No, my father was Anakin Skywalker. Your father has never been identified but if I had to venture a guess it had something to do with an Ewok, a Trandoshian, and a wild night at the Mos Eisley Cantina

 

Your Star Wars fantasy life was quaint 35 years ago but you're not likely to score any chicks with that Schtick unless you are creeping around the old folks home.

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Your Star Wars fantasy life was quaint 35 years ago but you're not likely to score any chicks with that Schtick unless you are creeping around the old folks home.

Experience with trolling the craft room after midnight I see.
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Your Star Wars fantasy life was quaint 35 years ago but you're not likely to score any chicks with that Schtick unless you are creeping around the old folks home.

speaking of the old folks home. I'm off to bed for the night. Tell your mom and sister to get the hell out of my house.
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