Nitro Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 An average ball player calling attention to himself? How novel of himself. His ego is overly inflated but it is his life. If he was my son/brother/cousin/friend, I would tell him to get over his silly self.
The Wiz Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 So he changed it from Whitner to Hitner... Well when you're use to giving up W's what's one more?
BuffaloBill Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Jokes apart, I don't get the desire for celebrities to change their names. Money and attention that leads to money.
NoSaint Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Money and attention that leads to money. and in this case the obvious sweet tshirts he will be selling in the parking lot before games.
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 This is actually hilarious. I wonder when in his life he realized what the W stood on the way of? I never hated DW. The board blamed him for his draft position. He was a decent player for buf and usually led the team in tackles but not the all pro you'd expect based on his draft spot. His silly twitner persona and propensity to shoot of his mouth only exacerbated the distain. An fine example is the comment that Searcey is better. Searcey has had a far less distinguished career and frankly is not even a starting safety for the bills, except in the case of multiple injuries. What Searcey surpassed whitner on is exceeding expectations based on draft position, not in playing time, statistical achievements, depth chart position probowls, etc.
H2o Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Straight homo. Whitner should change his name to Lapse for his coverage "ability"
Homey D. Clown Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 I GET IT NOW!!! He dropped off the "W" in his name because when he plays, he doesn't bring any W's to the team. the universe just seems more in balance now that he's done that....
26CornerBlitz Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 @darrenrovell Per NFL rules, once Whitner changes his name to Hitner, he must buy all remaining Whitner jerseys on his own dime.
NoSaint Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 @darrenrovell Per NFL rules, once Whitner changes his name to Hitner, he must buy all remaining Whitner jerseys on his own dime. im guessing the inventory is less than a lot of other guys out there. i cant imagine it was a big seller, or anticipated to have become one soon. (not a dig, simply hes not a top guy on his own squad yet alone leaguewide, and doesnt seem particularly liked)
Sisyphean Bills Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Its a safety thing. I'm waiting for Jarious Byrd to change his name to Nefarious Turd. I think you mean Phlippa Byrd,
NoSaint Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Heil Hitner! the Strong Safety jokes are sure to follow Edited October 2, 2013 by NoSaint
Tcali Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 the Strong Safety jokes are sure to follow somewhere Whiffen SS fits in this scenario
enlightener Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 I liked how he would wait for the ball to sail right past him so he could lay a "hit" on someone after the catch, then prance around in victory as they extended their drive which would almost always end in a TD. the hit would never jar the ball loose by the way. Because he was too lil' I suppose.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 Evidently Dante the Whifner was already copyrighted http://www.cbssports...to-donte-hitner Is that a fake link that really takes you to a humor rag? Lil' Donte needs a hobby for his spare time, like, I dunno, curing cancer or something.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) I never hated DW. The board blamed him for his draft position. He was a decent player for buf and usually led the team in tackles but not the all pro you'd expect based on his draft spot. I don't hate Whitner but I hated the way he tackled - back tackles going for the big explosive hit but if he whiffed, gone for the big gain instead. Give me a guy who will put his shoulder into it and wrap, like the Football Gods intended. That way if he whiffs, he still has a shot at the legs, shoes, or shoestrings. Whitner led the Bills in tackles because our DL had the porosity of a pasta strainer and we had thrift-shop LBs. He wasn't a bad player, but he wasn't a stud, either, and still isn't. Edited October 3, 2013 by Hopeful
bowery4 Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) SO glad this #twitnit is no longer a Buffalo Bill. He dropped the W because he wasn't responsible for any of those and he knows it. Edited October 3, 2013 by bowery4
devldog131 Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 Apparently I've been blocked by lil Donte on Twitter for tweeting the following: "@DonteWhitner changing name to Hitner. Saw hm blo coverage and jump on piles 4 yrs in Bflo. Whiffner wud b better. #BillsMafia #LegalWhiffner" I guess he didn't know...
A Dog Named Kelso Posted October 3, 2013 Posted October 3, 2013 Well, in terms of his value to the Bills as a #8, he should certainly place an S in front of his new name. LOL
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