4merper4mer Posted October 11, 2013 Author Posted October 11, 2013 You realize that the results of the entire contest have already been determined. The judge has already filled out the bracket. Your fate has been determined already. The judge is simply making us all go through this for his/her own pleasure. For sure you would have been a high seed in this but my hunch is that the judge decided with good reason that your ego did not need a victory. I appreciate your high regard for my intellect. Anyway, the contest is not predetermined. Do you really think I knew I'd eliminate JBoyst62 and give you another chance because JBoyst62 grossed me out by talking about chewing cow sperm? How could I possibly know that?
3rdnlng Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 I appreciate your high regard for my intellect. Anyway, the contest is not predetermined. Do you really think I knew I'd eliminate JBoyst62 and give you another chance because JBoyst62 grossed me out by talking about chewing cow sperm? How could I possibly know that? Maybe because he's been addicted to his own special brand of "chaw" since the 8th grade?
keepthefaith Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 I appreciate your high regard for my intellect. Anyway, the contest is not predetermined. Do you really think I knew I'd eliminate JBoyst62 and give you another chance because JBoyst62 grossed me out by talking about chewing cow sperm? How could I possibly know that? You have a crystal ball? Of course I wasn't serious.
3rdnlng Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Was this weekend some kind of pansy holiday? Gary and Jim either called a truce or took up my suggestion to get a room together. It was bad enough that they started out with slapping each others faces with gloves (and I'm not talking hockey gloves, more like what a debutante might wear to a formal) but the curtsying before every round makes their competition worthy of being moved to the main board.
Gary M Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Was this weekend some kind of pansy holiday? Gary and Jim either called a truce or took up my suggestion to get a room together. It was bad enough that they started out with slapping each others faces with gloves (and I'm not talking hockey gloves, more like what a debutante might wear to a formal) but the curtsying before every round makes their competition worthy of being moved to the main board. Hey I was just warming up and he refused to refute!! I win
3rdnlng Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Hey I was just warming up and he refused to refute!! I win Work in a remark about the rape rate in Alaska or a reference that people don't kill people, guns do and you'll have a raging bull coming after you. Once you have him seeing red you use your rapier wit or just a rapier if the wit part is lacking.
boyst Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 He's busy trying to get a crayon out of his 4mer.
3rdnlng Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 He's busy trying to get a crayon out of his 4mer. Well, I sorta agree with you Mr. Hayseed, the colorful one who likes to get waxed is sleepin' on the job. This latest competition is like watching a porn show with 3" units and hairy pussies, or in other words, Japanese porn. Formerperformer, act like you've been here before and make this right.
boyst Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Well, I sorta agree with you Mr. Hayseed, the colorful one who likes to get waxed is sleepin' on the job. This latest competition is like watching a porn show with 3" units and hairy pussies, or in other words, Japanese porn. Formerperformer, act like you've been here before and make this right. Haha. You said Tom is only 3" tall.
Gary M Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Work in a remark about the rape rate in Alaska or a reference that people don't kill people, guns do and you'll have a raging bull coming after you. Once you have him seeing red you use your rapier wit or just a rapier if the wit part is lacking. Gay or straight rape?
3rdnlng Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Gay or straight rape? You can go either way. It's your preference.
4merper4mer Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 Listen; sometimes it is nearly impossible to keep your clientele happy and time needs to be spent. The Hollywood types are nothing if not demanding and when your list of employees includes Beerboy a lot of things can get messed up big time. Anyway I decided to see if I could figure out a way to extract Sage from the clutches of code name Ennifer over the weekend. It is a super secret operation and I can't go into detail because it may endanger what little is left of Sage's Self of Steam. Suffice it to say it involves a Googlebot. Beerboy doesn't even know he is being used as a decoy. The two ongoing matches have been a snooze fest for sure but it was a long weekend. I am disappointed in the lack of effort from TGreg99 in particular and am wondering if his fear of Ennifer may be playing a role here. I'm looking into it and am not going to penalize TGreg99 yet. The polite thread is in fact getting a little boring. I could easily declare both participants losers and give the 2nd round slot to keepthefaith. We'll see. I'm thinking the next topic will not be a strict debate. I would like to have two contestants explain, in their own words, on what 2013 America would look like if the mainstream press had been pro-capitalism since after the Kennedy assassination instead of being pro-commie like they are now. What would America look like today if there was that one change? Feel free to assume that with a pro-capitalism mainstream press, there would be left leaning talk radio and a bizarro "Fox News" that was leftist. Whatever assumptions you'd like. Of course it will also be important to explain why your opponents version is so stupid. Do I have two volunteers for that topic that are ready to go? Let me know in this thread.
Rob's House Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Can I take Tgreggs place? I'm okay with it if the commissioner is.
Jauronimo Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 I'm okay with it if the commissioner is. Why not just give you a first round bye?
Tiberius Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Why not just give you a first round bye? Why not let me rip him to pieces?
Rob's House Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Why not let me rip him to pieces? Now I know you've been smoking the hippie lettuce.
4merper4mer Posted October 22, 2013 Author Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) Please don't let my business interrupt you all from moaning and groaning about the slowdown in this contest. Please don't let the laziness of some contestants have you shift the blame away from me. I mean it's not like I have a multi-trillion dollar organization to run or anything. I'm sure if you had the chance to focus on this contest, which can certainly wait if everyone would be patient, or focus on a kid named Sage being fooled into a marriage proposal by a shape shifter code named Ennifer who fooled him into thinking she was someone else but has really doomed him to a life of sexual servitude that you would focus on this contest. Please ignore the fact that a stupid assistant of mine screwed up and exposed the Googlebot to capture by said shape shifter when she made herself look a freight elevator IN A ONE STORY BUILDING FOR PETE'S SAKE BEERBOY and now Ennifer is in possession of the bot so our whole tie breaker system is screwed up. Please focus on complaining. Update: KD in CT has defeated Gatorman in an unscheduled Round 1 match up due to this brilliant post. Gatorman is re-entered in the competition as I have personally dropped out due to my focus on Sage's well being and the temporary loss of my Googlebot. Edited October 22, 2013 by 4merper4mer
Jim in Anchorage Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 Please don't let my business interrupt you all from moaning and groaning about the slowdown in this contest. Please don't let the laziness of some contestants have you shift the blame away from me. I mean it's not like I have a multi-trillion dollar organization to run or anything. I'm sure if you had the chance to focus on this contest, which can certainly wait if everyone would be patient, or focus on a kid named Sage being fooled into a marriage proposal by a shape shifter code named Ennifer who fooled him into thinking she was someone else but has really doomed him to a life of sexual servitude that you would focus on this contest. Please ignore the fact that a stupid assistant of mine screwed up and exposed the Googlebot to capture by said shape shifter when she made herself look a freight elevator IN A ONE STORY BUILDING FOR PETE'S SAKE BEERBOY and now Ennifer is in possession of the bot so our whole tie breaker system is screwed up. Please focus on complaining. Update: KD in CT has defeated Gatorman in an unscheduled Round 1 match up due to this brilliant post. Gatorman is re-entered in the competition as I have personally dropped out due to my focus on Sage's well being and the temporary loss of my Googleot. Or maybe you're hot for his bride to be? Horny fraud.
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