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Wait. Frank Reich is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Why????!!

 

Christian Rap. His top hit was called "Second Best Comeback" and it went like this:

 

Jesus' was better but I made my name

Down 35-3 in a playoff game

The Oilers had us....down and out

but with God on our side we had no doubt

It also didn't hurt that Kevin Gil-Bride

wouldn't run out the clock...he had false pride.

 

The first half of the game was hazardous

but we had a better comeback than Lazarus

To Jesus our comeback is number two

But I am top Christian cuz Jesus was a Jew

 

Everyone thought the game was over

But my faith don't need no four leaf clover

When it looked like we wouldn't have enough time

We had to shift our paradigm

Their d-backs were onto us like bloodhounds

So I had Beebe run a pattern from out of bounds

 

 

The first half of the game was hazardous

but we had a better comeback than Lazarus

To Jesus our comeback is number two

But I am top Christian cuz Jesus was a Jew

 

We took the lead but they kept it tight

I was a little worried we'd repeat wide right

They had a football genius by the name of Pardee

But take the name of our kicker and subtract i-e.

 

 

The first half of the game was hazardous

but we had a better comeback than Lazarus

To Jesus our comeback is number two

But I am top Christian cuz Jesus was a Jewwwwwwwwwwwwww.........................

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