Shootings in Navy Sea Command in DC

[Joe Miner]

Who needs !@#$ing guns when I have drawer full of knives.

 

If the NSA wasn't tracking you before, they are after this thread.

[Chef Jim]

Yeah but they're butter knives.

 

Ever have your eyes carved out with a butter knife?

[Koko78]

Ever have your eyes carved out with a butter knife?

 

Easy man, just put the assault knife away.

 

See, this is why we need restrictions on who can own or possess sharp/pointy objects. We need new laws and regulations for background/mental health checks prior to letting people like Chef Jim handle knives and limits on the amount of knives allowed in a drawer.

[/dev/null]

Easy man, just put the assault knife away.

 

See, this is why we need restrictions on who can own or possess sharp/pointy objects. We need new laws and regulations for background/mental health checks prior to letting people like Chef Jim handle knives and limits on the amount of knives allowed in a drawer.

 

But Jim is a Chef. He is a licensed professional trained on the proper use of assault knives. But then again, Chef is a demading job and he may be suffering from PTSD like all those crazy vets the Dept of Homeland Security warned us about

[Joe Miner]

A real chef doesn't need a drawer full of knives.

 

Just 1 knife:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abLB7aTmnE4

[/dev/null]

A real chef doesn't need a drawer full of knives.

 

Just 1 knife:

 

From what I can see, looks like a grainy video of somebody holding a phallic shaped object with the caption "6 tools in 1"

Nope, not gonna watch that video

[Joe Miner]

From what I can see, looks like a grainy video of somebody holding a phallic shaped object with the caption "6 tools in 1"

Nope, not gonna watch that video

 

At least it wasn't:

 

6" tools in 1