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Gary M

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"Probability: Researchers who discovered that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up"

 

What I really would like to know, is whether cows lying down or standing is a reliable indicator as to whether the fish are biting.

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— Archaeology: Two researchers who parboiled a dead shrew, then swallowed it without chewing so they could examine their excrement to see which bones would dissolve in the human digestive system and which would not. Given to Brian Crandall of the U.S. and Peter Stahl of Canada and the U.S.

 

Shrew burgers?

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"Probability: Researchers who discovered that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will have relations with JBoyst."

 

"Probablity: Researchers who discovered that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow is dead."

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— Public health: For medical techniques described in their report, "Surgical Management of an Epidemic of Penile Amputations in Siam." They recommend the techniques, except in cases where an amputated penis had been partially eaten by a duck. Awarded to Kasian Bhanganada, Tu Chayavatana, Chumporn Pongnumkul, Anunt Tonmukayakul, Piyasakol Sakolsatayadorn, Krit Komaratal, and Henry Wilde of Thailand.

 

Had to laugh at this, but you have to be here an understand the culture a bit to get it

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