\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/drunken-college-student-proudly-tweets-341-breathalyzer-test-article-1.1443395 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Not if she was .341 She's lucky she's not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Why does she have bandages on her fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Her future employer is going to love finding that article when they Google her name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Her future employer is going to love finding that article when they Google her name. "Future employer" implies that they still actually hire her after doing that google search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Hell no!! Her bar bill alone for the date will be $180 and if I have her over to my place she'll drink all my wine. Her future employer is going to love finding that article when they Google her name. Google? How about FBI background check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Mother !@#$ing idiots and their mother !@#$ing idiotic yolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 You had me at "drunken college student." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 she likes to drink.... I like to drink.... we like to drink, maybe we could become a drinking team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Google? How about FBI background check. Does McDonalds require an FBI background check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I'd marry her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I'd marry her. And the best part is she wouldn't even remember marrying you! :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Does McDonalds require an FBI background check? Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Yes, and judging by the rot gut Vodka she drinks she would be a cheap date too boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 "Future employer" implies that they still actually hire her after doing that google search. I'd hire her today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 0.30–0.39-Severe central nervous system depression Unconsciousness Possibility of death Bladder function Breathing Dysequilibrium Heart rate Be thankful you lived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Mother !@#$ing idiots and their mother !@#$ing idiotic yolo. Agreed. One of the worst acronyms ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Agreed. One of the worst acronyms ever. Ok, I'll go ahead and plead ignorance. What does that even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Ok, I'll go ahead and plead ignorance. What does that even mean? You Only Live Once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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