\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/drunken-college-student-proudly-tweets-341-breathalyzer-test-article-1.1443395
KD in CA Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Not if she was .341 She's lucky she's not dead.
Beerball Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Why does she have bandages on her fingers?
Just Jack Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Her future employer is going to love finding that article when they Google her name.
shrader Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Her future employer is going to love finding that article when they Google her name. "Future employer" implies that they still actually hire her after doing that google search.
Chef Jim Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Hell no!! Her bar bill alone for the date will be $180 and if I have her over to my place she'll drink all my wine. Her future employer is going to love finding that article when they Google her name. Google? How about FBI background check.
The Big Cat Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Mother !@#$ing idiots and their mother !@#$ing idiotic yolo.
B-Large Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 she likes to drink.... I like to drink.... we like to drink, maybe we could become a drinking team?
Just Jack Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 Google? How about FBI background check. Does McDonalds require an FBI background check?
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 3, 2013 Posted September 3, 2013 I'd marry her. And the best part is she wouldn't even remember marrying you! :-P
Chef Jim Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Does McDonalds require an FBI background check? Good point.
Best Player Available Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Yes, and judging by the rot gut Vodka she drinks she would be a cheap date too boot.
inkman Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 "Future employer" implies that they still actually hire her after doing that google search. I'd hire her today
Shamrock Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 0.30–0.39-Severe central nervous system depression Unconsciousness Possibility of death Bladder function Breathing Dysequilibrium Heart rate Be thankful you lived!
Wooderson Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Mother !@#$ing idiots and their mother !@#$ing idiotic yolo. Agreed. One of the worst acronyms ever.
shrader Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Agreed. One of the worst acronyms ever. Ok, I'll go ahead and plead ignorance. What does that even mean?
The Big Cat Posted September 4, 2013 Posted September 4, 2013 Ok, I'll go ahead and plead ignorance. What does that even mean? You Only Live Once
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