Ramius Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1 i was doubled over laughing while reading this here at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 He still got a 61%!!!!!! "The Greeks invented Anal Sex Lube" Mr. Freeman in his classic essay-"Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus" This is my conclusion- THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I really hope that's real, because it's hilarious. On the title page "This font is smaller than the last" Page 3(the 4th image) is priceless. Works cited, also very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeG Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 can't get to the site... times out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 can't get to the site... times out 204627[/snapback] the images of the essay on the page took a long time to load on my machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 It's still better than half the crap most college students turn in I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I don't buy it. The teacher spelled "too" wrong. "Page is to big"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 If this really is a college essay, then the instructer would have a masters or higher degree right? Look at the teacher's handwriting. It looks like a 4th grader. I don't think its real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 If this really is a college essay, then the instructer would have a masters or higher degree right? Look at the teacher's handwriting. It looks like a 4th grader. I don't think its real. 204845[/snapback] The President has a Master's Degree. Shoots that theory right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackur Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I got professors who write worse than that so lol haha and they got doctorates lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I got professors who write worse than that so lol haha and they got doctorates lol 204859[/snapback] They're rubbing off on you - at least a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I don't buy it.The teacher spelled "too" wrong. "Page is to big"? 204715[/snapback] Heh, that's exactly what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 If this really is a college essay, then the instructer would have a masters or higher degree right? Look at the teacher's handwriting. It looks like a 4th grader. I don't think its real. 204845[/snapback] Or it's a first year comp class and they've got an aid/grad student teaching it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Waste some time avoiding the bugs here. The BUGS are coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Wow! I almost crapped my pants laughing at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 im guessin this college is not DUKE or UNC chapel hill.... my professor would have read the first line and put an F on it. it was probubly read by a grad student reading essays for the professor. it is common for a grad student to grade papers and even teach the lower level classes. "riding in the benzo, poppin my colla see some fine wenches, hafta halla Diamonds, gold, the all mighty dolla Im opedipus B word, the original balla i bust out my 9, to light up your impala. !@#$ the police." "where is the text".. "basicaly he was !@#$in his own mom which is !@#$in nasty" "which is the gayest ending ever. the greeks invented anal lube. this is the conclusion. the end." "what conclusion" LOL best ending to a essay EVER!!! the profesors response was great... "what conclusion".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 wow ! 100,000 edu. mom and dad must be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Ladies and gents, I give you the by-product of diversity-at-all-costs on the college campuses of America. Let's accept a borderline retard just because he's black and we can push the male minority student percentages up. Nevermind that this is slowly turning higher academics into a joke as standards decline. Why can't Emeka Okafor be the role model of choice? That guy is just awesome. Maybe more people should listen to Bill Cosby than castigating him for speaking the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 They're rubbing off on you Not only is that immoral, but it's also illegal at the elementary school level...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Maybe this was one of Maurice Clarett's papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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