How NOT to get out of a speeding ticket (and Would ya?)

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/busted-woman-lies-dying-father-duck-ticket-article-1.1419777

[Guffalo]

Yes, I would

[Jauronimo]

Absolutely.

[BillsFanNC]

Based on first picture, yes. Second picture, no. I need a third to break the tie.

[Beerball]

She has funny red eyes. Mark me as a "no."

[DC Tom]

Can never get enough crazy Nashua chicks...

[KD in CA]

Anyone who'd make up a story like that would give you a pretty good romp in the hay.