[Stop me if you've heard this one] So a bear walks into a bar...

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http://denver.cbslocal.com/2013/07/24/a-bear-walks-into-a-bar-in-estes-park/

 

 

[DC Tom]

"I guess nothing seemed palpable so he just kept going,"

 

 

Seriously...what the !@#$?

[mead107]

No money no beer. Could be she wanted a Beerball.

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2 chemists walk into a bar.

 

Bartender asks the first chemist what he's drinking. First chemist responds, he'll have some H₂O. The first chemist enjoys a nice tall glass of water

 

Bartender asks the second chemist what he's drinking. Second chemist responds, he'll have H₂O too. The second chemist dies

[boyst]

2 chemists walk into a bar.

 

Bartender asks the first chemist what he's drinking. First chemist responds, he'll have some H₂O. The first chemist enjoys a nice tall glass of water

 

Bartender asks the second chemist what he's drinking. Second chemist responds, he'll have H₂O too. The second chemist dies

hahahahaahhahahah

[mead107]

What is H2o2?

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What is H2o2?

 

H₂O₂ is Hydrogen Peroxide. Not something you want to drink

[The Poojer]

I just heard that the other night somewhere...was it dexter? Cracked me up then too

 

2 chemists walk into a bar.

 

Bartender asks the first chemist what he's drinking. First chemist responds, he'll have some H₂O. The first chemist enjoys a nice tall glass of water

 

Bartender asks the second chemist what he's drinking. Second chemist responds, he'll have H₂O too. The second chemist dies

[dib]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"

Skeleton walks into a bar says: "I'd like a beer and a mop"

Duck walks into a bar Bartender asks "Would you like to pay now?" Duck says "Put it on my bill"

[Fan in San Diego]

That's a cool park. I've camped there a few times.