LeviF Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 I wanted to buy myself a new baseball glove from a popular sporting goods store. So I went to dicks.com.
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 I wanted to buy myself a new baseball glove from a popular sporting goods store. So I went to dicks.com. How nice for you. I would recommend Sports Authority and another thread because this thread is about porn.
BuffaloBill Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 I will accept number 1 bringing our total to 5. #2 will not be accepted because it would mean he'd be implicated in a crime even worse than porn. I will allow you a chance to explain #3 before I decide. Accepted as excuse #6. We may be up to 7 pending Beerboy's Hernandez excuse. 1. I was just seeking information on the mother I love so much. 2. I had no idea there was so much information about cats on the Internet 3. Well breast feeding is only natural isn't it?
eball Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Wow, that is worst than the "McDonald's served me hot coffee" lawsuit. And every time I read a statement like that I want to scream. Go do some research on the actual case -- it's not the propaganda you've been spoon-fed by business interests.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 I wanted to buy myself a new baseball glove from a popular sporting goods store. So I went to dicks.com. Just don't do it @ work. Could IT departments all over be swooping down on such activity?
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 And every time I read a statement like that I want to scream. Go do some research on the actual case -- it's not the propaganda you've been spoon-fed by business interests. Not accepted as an entry to the contest.
4merper4mer Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 NSFW (but hilarious) http://www.collegehu.../440365/porn-pa Congratulations on the promotion but this was not accepted as an entry to the contest. Did you have to supply your own utility belt or is it a perk?
Doc Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 Seems then that this should happen frequently with the remote.. Yep, that's another.
Shamrock Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I mean I don't really follow the NBA, but caught some of the playoffs. i was curious as to what a "Rimshot" was and now I'm in therapy!
4merper4mer Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I mean I don't really follow the NBA, but caught some of the playoffs. i was curious as to what a "Rimshot" was and now I'm in therapy! I'll take it.
BringBackFergy Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I'll take it. If that is acceptable, you have opened up a whole new breed of excuses starting with "lipton.com" and "tetleyteabags.com"
4merper4mer Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) If that is acceptable, you have opened up a whole new breed of excuses starting with "lipton.com" and "tetleyteabags.com" I never limited anything to breeds of excuses. Fake internet searches are ok but any excuse better than "I accidentally typed facef**k is fine". Edited July 19, 2013 by 4merper4mer
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 One time we were going to go to Five Guys for lunch. I heard they used peanut oil (which I'm allergic to) so i tried to go to their website. Let me just say that 5guys.com goes to a site dedicated to a houseful of dudes with webcams....
bowery4 Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I am a terrorist and was doing a search for big bombs oops typo and now I don't even think about blowing people up anymore. So I am not going to sue.
4merper4mer Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 One time we were going to go to Five Guys for lunch. I heard they used peanut oil (which I'm allergic to) so i tried to go to their website. Let me just say that 5guys.com goes to a site dedicated to a houseful of dudes with webcams.... That's an entirely different genre. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Unacceptable as an excuse. ' P.S. I feel bad for you that you are constantly wrestling with peanut oil problems. If you had typed "wrestling with peanut oil" it would have presented many options that surely could have addicted you to porn. Sorry I called you Shirley. Anyway I will accept my brilliant edit of your original lame attempt as an entry on your behalf. Good luck.
BringBackFergy Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I am a terrorist and was doing a search for big bombs oops typo and now I don't even think about blowing people up anymore. So I am not going to sue. The door is open...go for it.
Acantha Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I was just trying to get learn more about the whitehouse.
4merper4mer Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 I was just trying to get learn more about the whitehouse. I'll take it although I think it was shut down. On a side note did you know that there is a room at the White House that has a green door? Can you do me a favor and try to figure out what's behind that thing?
Beerball Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 1. kitty willows are my favorite tree/bush/shrubbery. 2. I was going to hunt cougar for the first time. cougar.com seemed like the best place for my research. 3. I was probed by aliens.
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