\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sues-apple-online-porn-addiction-article-1.1401154
Cugalabanza Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 This is the most asinine thing I've seen since the last thing you posted (Florida baby-throwing shoplifter)
BringBackFergy Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Can I sue "GoBillsinDallas" for posting these interesting stories that I read each day...I am addicted. Plus, he owes us punitive damages for never producing pictures of his wife's friend at the dinner party.
Metal Man Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Wow, that is worst than the "McDonald's served me hot coffee" lawsuit. I wonder why he would stop at Apple, why not sue Al Gore for inventing the internet in the first place?
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 He accidentally typed Facef**k instead of Facebook? Really? I mean he had an infinite amount of time to come up with some BS and that's what he ended up with? Here's and experiment. I bet in less than 1 day the crowd on OTW can come up with 25 excuses better than "I accidentally typed Facef**k". Limit three excuses per poster.
BringBackFergy Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 He accidentally typed Facef**k instead of Facebook? Really? I mean he had an infinite amount of time to come up with some BS and that's what he ended up with? Here's and experiment. I bet in less than 1 day the crowd on OTW can come up with 25 excuses better than "I accidentally typed Facef**k". Limit three excuses per poster. "My cat jumped on the keyboard and his paws accidentally hit B-I-G-J-U-G-S-.-C-O-M"
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 "My cat jumped on the keyboard and his paws accidentally hit B-I-G-J-U-G-S-.-C-O-M" Although not great, more believable than Facef**k so 1 down, 24 to go. Also note that of the first 25 accepted entries, the one I deem best will win an undisclosed prize. I can only divulge that it is a rare item.
Cugalabanza Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Here's and experiment. I bet in less than 1 day the crowd on OTW can come up with 25 excuses better than "I accidentally typed Facef**k". Limit three excuses per poster. 1. I searched "hot teen facials" only because my niece is looking to get into a top cosmetology school. 2. I'm into "scatological" humor 3. Honestly, you can't look up anything asian without getting some porn in there.
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) 1. I searched "hot teen facials" only because my niece is looking to get into a top cosmetology school. 2. I'm into "scatological" humor 3. Honestly, you can't look up anything asian without getting some porn in there. 1 and 3 accepted. 2 rejected due to I don't get it. 3 down, 22 to go. EDIT: For Cubalonbazangarinia to win his best entry will have to be far and away the best. Sorry dude but I thought it was unfair how the last post wins prize was just handed to you like that. i had not posted in there yet and was biding my time until you stole it. You are still eligible but it had better be good. #s 1 and 3 while acceptable, are not exactly prize winners. Edited July 18, 2013 by 4merper4mer
BringBackFergy Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 "I used google to search for " f$@%cked up faces" but the auto correct function took me to this porn site"
Cugalabanza Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 EDIT: For Cubalonbazangarinia to win his best entry will have to be far and away the best. Sorry dude but I thought it was unfair how the last post wins prize was just handed to you like that. i had not posted in there yet and was biding my time until you stole it. You are still eligible but it had better be good. #s 1 and 3 while acceptable, are not exactly prize winners. I understand. And I've already been punished for my previous insolence.
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 "I used google to search for " f$@%cked up faces" but the auto correct function took me to this porn site" Accepted. Barely. Only because the original was so weak.
KD in CA Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 And still no 'loser pays' rules in our sh---y system.
Cugalabanza Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 And still no 'loser pays' rules in our sh---y system. Seems like the most beneficial trait to have in our times is lack of dignity.
Gary M Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 He accidentally typed Facef**k instead of Facebook? Really? I mean he had an infinite amount of time to come up with some BS and that's what he ended up with? Here's and experiment. I bet in less than 1 day the crowd on OTW can come up with 25 excuses better than "I accidentally typed Facef**k". Limit three excuses per poster. I wanted to send The POTUS a letterl so I went to whitehouse.com to get his address. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitehouse.com
Beerball Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Can I sue "GoBillsinDallas" for posting these interesting stories that I read each day...I am addicted. Plus, he owes us punitive damages for never producing pictures of his wife's friend at the dinner party. Pull your head out of your ass, it was his sister in law. He accidentally typed Facef**k instead of Facebook? Really? I mean he had an infinite amount of time to come up with some BS and that's what he ended up with? Here's and experiment. I bet in less than 1 day the crowd on OTW can come up with 25 excuses better than "I accidentally typed Facef**k". Limit three excuses per poster. 1. Fisting. Who knew? 2. I typed "naked mother-in-law" but I meant to type "How can I get rid of my naked mother-in-law's corpse?" 3. Aaron Hernandez is my roll model.
Doc Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 He accidentally typed Facef**k instead of Facebook? Really? I mean he had an infinite amount of time to come up with some BS and that's what he ended up with? Here's and experiment. I bet in less than 1 day the crowd on OTW can come up with 25 excuses better than "I accidentally typed Facef**k". Limit three excuses per poster. Do you know how many guys come into the ER with a dildo/vibe up their ass and claim "it was lying there on the couch and I accidentally sat on it"?
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Do you know how many guys come into the ER with a dildo/vibe up their ass and claim "it was lying there on the couch and I accidentally sat on it"? Million to one shot, Doc!
BuffaloBill Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 I understand. And I've already been punished for my previous insolence. And you enjoyed every minute of it didn't you? Do you know how many guys come into the ER with a dildo/vibe up their ass and claim "it was lying there on the couch and I accidentally sat on it"? Seems then that this should happen frequently with the remote..
4merper4mer Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 Pull your head out of your ass, it was his sister in law. 1. Fisting. Who knew? 2. I typed "naked mother-in-law" but I meant to type "How can I get rid of my naked mother-in-law's corpse?" 3. Aaron Hernandez is my roll model. I will accept number 1 bringing our total to 5. #2 will not be accepted because it would mean he'd be implicated in a crime even worse than porn. I will allow you a chance to explain #3 before I decide. I wanted to send The POTUS a letterl so I went to whitehouse.com to get his address. http://en.wikipedia..../Whitehouse.com Accepted as excuse #6. We may be up to 7 pending Beerboy's Hernandez excuse.
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