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Hot for pool raft-again -- Ohio Style


The Poojer

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Beerball grew his hair out and lied about his age, clearly.

Oh, sure...something happened in Ohio, so let's make fun of poor ol' Beerball. How would you like it if every wacky farm fetish story was attributed...oh, wait, never mind.

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Oh, sure...something happened in Ohio, so let's make fun of poor ol' Beerball.

 

So, you're saying that it's just a coincidence that all these weird stories used to happen in Texas until about two years ago, then you moved to Columbus, and now all of the weird stories are now suddenly coming from Ohio?

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The best/worst part about this is that it was the same raft he was arrested for "de-felating" (as the article says) in the past. It was a neighbor's raft. After he had sex with the raft, the neighbors KEPT the raft so this guy could get out and have reunion sex with it.

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The best/worst part about this is that it was the same raft he was arrested for "de-felating" (as the article says) in the past. It was a neighbor's raft. After he had sex with the raft, the neighbors KEPT the raft so this guy could get out and have reunion sex with it.

 

Maybe if the neighbors let him have conjugal visits with it, he would have gotten tired of it and got a new raft when he got out.

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